So there I was in Walmart this eveing with my kid and we decided to get the little dog some treats, we buy some milk bones and wag them ALL the way home. She brings the dog inside and tries to feed him one of the treats, NO DICE! He ain't trying to hear that noise. He leaves the treat laying on the floor, as he jumps up on her bed I tell her to try to give it to him again. Still nothing. This is starting to get me hot, I spent all that money buying the damn treats and the dog loooks at me like I'm on crack for wanting him to eat them. I tell the dog Scooter ( yes I talked to the dog!) I tell him " I bet if I rubbed one of those treats on yer ass you would eat it!" I tell the kiddo " reach over there and rub one on his butt and see what he does". The little bastard ATE IT! I was sitting there in amazement... I tell her to try it again, same results.HE ATE IT! I wanted to throw up in my mouth a little... that was just gross. So yeah, I just had to share a little of my day with you folks, and if you ever run across something that you are trying to give the dog that he aint trying to eat , try rubbing it on his ass and see what happens. Dollar says the dog will eat. I'm out!
