one day there was a fly flying through the air over a lake and under that fly swam a fish and the fish thought if that there fly drops 3 inches I will have a pretty good lunch
On the east bank of the lake there sat a bear watching the whole thing and he said "if that there fly drops 3 inches and that there fish eats that fly I will scoop up that fish and have a pretty good lunch.
On the west bank of the lake there sat a hunter watching the whole thing and he said "if that fly there drops 3 inches and that there fish eats that fly that there bear will scoop up that there fish and I will shoot that there bear and have a pretty good trophy.
On a rock above watching all this going on sat a cougar and he said "if that there fly drops 3 inches and that there fish eats that fly and there bear scoops up that fish and that there hunter shoots that bear I will steal that hunters sandwich and have a pretty good lunch.
Well that fly dropped 3 inches and that fish ate that fly and that bear scooped up that fish and that hunter shot that bear, but that cougar didn't get that sandwhich instead he slipped on the rock and fell splat into the lake.
So what is the moral of the story?
When the fly drops 3 inches the pussy gets wet!
