>CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
>A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
>The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
>He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
>She directs him down the correct aisle.
>A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball
of
>string on the counter.
>She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons
for
>your wife?
>He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the
>store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of
>tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooooooooooo much cheaper.
>So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.
