Randomly, I decided to compile a list of my favorite Chuck Norris facts. After all, if you played World of WarCraft enough, you'd have a list of your favorites too.
Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."
Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.
There are four legal methods of execution in the United States: lethal injection, gas chamber, electric chair and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 22 seconds.
Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
