Wow, I've been gone for WAYYY too long. So, let me think, what is going on in my life that I need to jabber about? Oh, yeah! First off, I finally divorced that lecherous husband of mine. Thats old news to me but seeing as how I haven't been around, that would be new news to you! James and I didn't mesh. You see, it was our star signs. I am a Scorpio and he is an Asshole. They just don't collide well. Needless to say, he was stupid and didn't show up to the divorce hearing. I told him time and time again when and where it was. Hell, I even paid for it! How nice am I? Since he didn't show, I walked away with full legal and full physical custody of our two sprogs. Not exactly what I intended-- but what am I going to do? I don't want to exile James from their lives permanently. I don't have the heart to do that to the kids. He just needs to wise up and learn to be a dad to them.
Secondly, remember that jerkoff I was ranting about. The one who couldn't pick up his own nutsack and move away from his crazy baby's mama? Well, he finally got the cajones and did it. I'm proud of him. At first, when he tried to get back together with me: I was hesitant. I mean, if you're not seeing someone, how can you possibly be living with them? I didn't see the point. Frankly, I didn't want to get hurt again. You see, when I left James, I tried striking up an old flame. Naturally, I was falling for him all over again and found myself actually saying "I love you" and meaning it! (Scary for me) Well, he played me like a country fiddle and hit me with the brick of truthiness when he decided to reveal that his attempt at a relationship with me was just a ruse. Scumsucker. I shouldn't be saying this stuff now. He did what he had to do and became a man by humbling himself before me and explaining the story. I don't forgive him for what he did-- but I love him. Sue me.
We've been seeing each other now for some time and we're even going so far as to plan a wedding! Hopefully this isn't another scam. I don't think I could handle falling in love again just to have my feelings shoved down my throat.
