Today I ate a can of chili beans and got stood up again. Awesome.
I think it's going to get to the point where someone is actually going to show up to make good on our date and I'll be three sheets to the wind and wearing a light blue bathrobe...
That'll teach 'em. LOL
I tried to order some pizza to eat, but apparently the pizza joints are all closed for some holiday or something. Chinese restaurant is open, but they don't deliver or take debit-over-phone and I've had way too much to drink.
"Booze helps ease the heartache, but you're constantly in mind. Seems there's nothing to replace you 'cept liquor, beer and wine."
13 beers, can't leave it at that unlucky number now can we? *Evil Grin*
Here's a nice Thanksgiving Joke (You can't stop me if you've heard it so sorrrrrrry)
An older couple has been married for going on thirty years. Every moring the wife is awoken by her husband's flatulence. Eventually it starts to annoy her and one day she wakes up and tells him "One of these days you're going to shit your guts out if you keep that up!" So one Thanksgiving Day she gets up early to start cooking and as she's preparing the turkey she has an idea. She carefully carries the turkey guts into the bedroom and slides them into her husband's boxers. A few hours later is startled by a blood curdling scream from the bedroom. She flies into the bedroom to see what the matter is and finds her husband white as a sheet. "What on earth is going on in here?" she asks.
And you ready for this? Here it comes...
"Honey! You were right, but by the grace of God and these two fingers I got them all back in!"
*chuckle*
-Robert
