He said... "Want a quickie?" She said... "As opposed to what?"
He said... "This coffee isn't fit for a pig!" She said... "No problem, I'll get you some that is."
He said... "I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it." She said... "You wear briefs, don't you?"
He said... "Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way." She said... "Well, you succeeded!."
He said... "You have such a flat chest and hairy legs, have you ever been mistaken for a man?" She said... "No, have you?"
He said... "Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks instead of your brains?" She said... "Because there is a greater chance that a man is stupid than blind."
He said... "Let's go out and have some fun tonight." She said... "Okay, but if you get home first, leave the light on for me."
He said... "Why don't you ever tell me when you have an orgasm?" She said... "I would, but you'd have to be there."
He said... "What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?" She said... "Turn sideways and look in the mirror."
He said... "Two inches more, and I would be king." She said... "Two inches less, and you'd be queen!"
