1. I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be bulimic.
2. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
3. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
4. I'm BLONDE AT HEART, so I MUST be a ditz
5. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
6. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
7. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
8. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
9. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
10. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
11. I’m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
12. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
13. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
14. I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
15. I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be "evil" and not have any morals.
16. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
17. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
18. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
19. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
20. I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
21. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
22. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
23. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
24. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
25. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
26. I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
27. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
28. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
29. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
30. I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
31.I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
32. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
33. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
34. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
35. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
36. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
37. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
38. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
39. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big PENIS.
40. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
41. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
42. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
43. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
44. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
45. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
46. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
47. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
48. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
49. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
50. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
51. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
52. I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
53. I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
54.I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
55. I’m PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
56.I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
57.I'm in COLORGUARD, so I must be perfect.
58. I’m POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
59. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
60. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
61. I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
62. I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
63. I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
64. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
65. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
66. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
67. I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis.
68. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
69. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
70. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
71. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
72. I'm MIXED so I must be SEXY
73. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be covered up at all times.
74. I'm in ORCHESTRA/BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
75. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
76. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
77. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black