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Jami's blog: "Jami's Shit"

created on 12/29/2006  |  http://fubar.com/jami-s-shit/b38855  |  2 followers

 

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1. I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be bulimic. 2. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. 3. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. 4. I'm BLONDE AT HEART, so I MUST be a ditz 5. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. 6. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. 7. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. 8. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. 9. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. 10. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. 11. I’m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. 12. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. 13. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. 14. I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world. 15. I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be "evil" and not have any morals. 16. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. 17. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. 18. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. 19. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. 20. I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. 21. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. 22. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. 23. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. 24. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. 25. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... 26. I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore 27. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. 28. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. 29. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. 30. I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. 31.I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo. 32. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. 33. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. 34. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. 35. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. 36. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. 37. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. 38. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals 39. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big PENIS. 40. I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!! 41. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. 42. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. 43. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. 44. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. 45. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. 46. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. 47. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. 48. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. 49. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. 50. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. 51. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. 52. I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. 53. I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO 54.I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. 55. I’m PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited 56.I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 57.I'm in COLORGUARD, so I must be perfect. 58. I’m POLISH, so I MUST be greedy 59. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy 60. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas 61. I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction 62. I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude 63. I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. 64. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy. 65. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. 66. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. 67. I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis. 68. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. 69. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. 70. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 71. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. 72. I'm MIXED so I must be SEXY 73. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be covered up at all times. 74. I'm in ORCHESTRA/BAND, so I MUST be a dork. 75. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA 76. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect 77. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I am sure not everyone cares but... I have been off of here for quite sometime. My Mom was diagnosed on Thanksgiving day with end stage colon and liver cancer. I have been back home off and on taking care of her (mostly there just coming home to take care of things). Anyway for the very few people who knew of this thank you for your love, support and prayers, I appreciate it. I am home now. My Mom passed away on April 7th early in the morning. It has been hard but now I need the same love and support and mostly prayers for my Dad, they were married 50 years so he is lost.  To all of my friends and family thank you for everything.

All my love,

Jami

47 things you can learn about me and I would love to know about you 1. What is your full name? Jami Rynn Sawyer 2. When is your Birthday? april 30th 3. What is your e-mail address? not givin that out unless we are tight 4. Do you smoke? yes but in the process of quitting 5.How many sexual partners have you had? less than 9 6. If you can't answer, is it really that many? see above 7. Can you cook? yes 8. What was your dream growing up? to be an FBI agent or a cop 9. What talent do you wish you had? be able to play the guitar well 10. Favorite place? New York and Nashville (anywhere my family is also) 11. G-strings or thongs? both 12. What was the last book you read? breaking dawn by stephanie meyer (twilight series) 13. What zodiac sign are u ? Taurus 14. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 6 piercings 15. Worst Habit? cussing like a sailor 16. Do we know each other outside of myspace and if not why don't we? some i do some i don't 17. What is your favorite sport? college basketball or pro football 18. Pessimist or Optimist attitude? Neither I am a realist 19. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? mmm by myself I would sing with someone I would make them laugh 20. Worst thing to ever happen to you? I am losing my Mom now and its a nightmare 21. Tell me one weird fact about you: i have a touch of ocd 22. Do have any pets? 4 dogs, 2 maltese, 1 yorkie and 1 sheltie (2 of the dogs are rescue dogs) 23. Do u know how to do the macarana? Lord help me no and I don't want to 24. What time is it where u are now? 5:40pm 25. What is your favorite flower? white rose or calla lily or jasmine 26. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be??? nothing i am in general happy with myself 27. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? I would always we your conscience 28. What color eyes do you have? they are hazel so sometimes they are blue or green 29. Ever been arrested? oh yeah 30. What is your favorite drink? sex on the beach and dr. pepper 31. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it? pay bills or go shopping hard decision 32. What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew? stride berry flavor or big red 33. What 's your favorite place to hang at? home 34. Do you believe in ghosts? no but when i see one I will let ya know 35. Favorite thing to do in your spare time? spend time with family and friends, also video games, bungee jumping, roller coasters anything extreme 36. Do you swear a lot? only every other word 37. Biggest pet peeve? bad manners 38. In one word, how would you describe yourself? eclectic 39. Do you believe in God? Yes always and nothing will shake that 40. What is your favorite thing about me? hard to answer depends on who you are, your shoes? 41.What is your zip code? 23320 42. What city do you live in? chesapeake 43. What is your favorite TV show? supernatural and about a million others 44. Are you single or taken? very taken 45. Do you have a crush on me? n/a 46. Do you think I'm attractive? n/a 47. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
this is someone very close to me, if everyone could show him some love i would be eternally grateful. thanks http://fubar.com/user/2399544 or
This is Diamond she is new and in need of some fubar love. She is a real life friend of mine so please stop by and show her some love. Thank you so so much. She is a sweetie, I love her and I know you will. Thank you so much. Jami
I slammed my finger in my Range Rover door today. I have a open fracture which means the entire tip of my finger is broken and cut all to hell and the bone is sticking out should i post pics in a nsfw file?

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My first new photo in 3 months please show me some love and I will download lots more later. I promise thank you.
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