Cubby's blog: "Surveys"

1. How many people have you had sex with in 2007?? 3 2. Weed, coke, speed, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, of these, how many have you done? 5 3. Ever been cheated on? Ya 4. Ever paid for sex? Guys always pay for sex. But yes, i've had rub and tugs and one hooker. 5. Ever been married? Who you have me? Nope 6. Ever been divorced? N/A 7. If you had to pick one whats your fave sexual position? Reverse Cowboy 8. Do you own any guns? Canadian. Only the criminals are allowed guns here. 9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail? Nope. 10. Ever been in rehab? You'd think so, but no. 11. Have you ever had any sexual experiences with the same sex? NO. guys are too hairy and smell. 12. Ever have sex with anyone that you met on myspace? Not Myspace. 13. Last time you masturbated? This morning. Was i staring at you? 14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris? of course not. 15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with if you had the chance? Eliza Dushku 16. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult? I work for Dad, so thats a no. 17. How many states have you lived in? None. 18. How many countries have you lived in? Just Canada 19. Do you keep a weapon under or next to your bed at night? My weapon is in my pants. hahaha 20. What celebrity would you want to beat up if you had the chance?? Paris Hilton or Oprah. I dont care if they are girls. They both need a kick in the ass. 21. Ever rolled into the harsh ghetto to buy drugs? Mine were delivered 22. Ever cheated on someone? In high school. Not since growing up. 23. Ever been paid for sex? You already know 24. Ever hired a SPY to follow someone? I'm the best stalker i know. Why hire someone? 25. Ever bang your friends man/woman? I was asked too. 26. What is your IQ? Probably pretty low 27. Do you think Mr. Rogers really was a pervert or do you think he just really liked kids? I think he was just a TV character. 28. O.J. Simpson......did he do it? Of course he did. Duh 29. Fake tits or real tits? I'm 100% real baby. Wanna feel? 30. Ever watch someone die? No, thank god. 31. How long has it been since you had sex? A few months 32. Name your favorite beer? Molson Canadian 33. If you could have free plastic surgery what would you get? Peen enlargement 34. Truthfully… size matter?? Being so small, i know it is. You ladies should be ashamed.