invis-ology
Let others know a little more about yourself, repost this as your name followed by "ology."
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A: changes all the time, I have about 7 or 8 different ones in the fridge now - well I think not eating meat makes that a needed thing so I don't get just plain sick of one of them
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. fast food places aren't so much on my dining guide lately, because I don't eat 99.99999 % of what they serve and I'm broke, as in phucking broke, so poor that I can't pay attention broke
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A: ah being broke means dine and dash and most places don't like that method of payment usually earns 3 hots and a cot for a few months - that would mean jail - not such a hugh fan of jail and orange isn't really my color
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. When I had more money I was a very good tip giver usually around 20 percent if the service was good
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A: rice
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. plain cheese, I like my salad on the side of the pie thank you not on top and heated up.
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. unsalted butter, or orange marmalade
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. cliff scene from 300
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. one that works several others that have died
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. right, the nuns were not nice to the lett handed people, goes back to roman times the latin for left is sinister no really, and so left handed people are considered to be evil or rather were maybe they still are with the new nazi pope and all - I'm really hoping he brings back the inquisition next that would be fun
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. not intentionally but some parts have been taken off by accidents and other things
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. maybe like ten years ago
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. wow, not much lifting lately, maybe the big tv when it died
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. yes, I ran into a tree, running on foot - long story you'll have to ask if you want to know
BULL[CRAP]OLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. no, I would worry about it
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. Punk Ass Muther Fucker or Tiberius Constantine oh wait I already did that in the phone book so I guess I'm set on the name thing
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. blue and black
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. by mistake? Oh I just happened to have (item which isn't food) in my mouth and swallowed. Didn't anyone teach you all not to put things in your mouth???? geez now have swallowed technically non-food items intentionally and by accident. they say the average person will eat 5 to 10 spiders in their life time at night while sleeping so if you sleep with your mouth open those extra calories you are getting might just be bugs committing suicide in your stomach
Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. a few
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. If they have i don't know about it
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. psh youre damn straight... thats a phone bill, bitches! (keeping 'stines answer) So that's right boys if you wanna kiss me have those crisp benjamin's in hand and pucker up cause I'm broke in case you haven't been following along
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. Do I get to pick which one?
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. yes bulletins aren't considered blogs
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Not sure if anyone would pay me to do that but hell yeah, I'm waiting for the check to clear before I take the first photo then I'm ready for my close up
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. I was in a fraternity that's all I'm going to say
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Wow, that's a tough one, who where, do you have cash?
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: Nada and I have pockets
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A. It was better than some and worse than others but by far not the worst ever I laughed
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: yes
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: eh, stand sometimes I do other things but there is usually someone else in the shower then too, you'll have to ask them what I do then because I'm not telling
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: I have my kids as roommates and I like that fine
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A. not a single pair of them not so much into the feet thing
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: Define run in? Got pulled over in a car in april but I wasn't driving
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: Do I have to grow up?
Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8
A: Danica
LASTOLOGY
Q: Person you talked to?
A. My mother
Q: Last person who called you?
A: My mother
Q: Person you hugged?
A: My daughter
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 7
Q: Season?
A: Fall or Spring
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: Yes
Q: Mood?
A: I have to go into work in a few
Q: Listening to?
A: the fan
Q: Watching?
A. the letters forming words as I type the answers to this survey as if by magic ... oh a nickle
Q: Worrying about?
A. money money money... mooooney! (keeping 'stine's answer)
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: to the bathroom
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A. get out of work today
Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: as in at the theatre the new Bourne movie at home on dvd 13th warrior I'm reading Beowolf again,yes for fun and it is based on that in a round about way
Q: Do you smile often?
A: more so lately than I have
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: I like to think that I am but lately a lot of people have told me that I'm not so I'm starting to wonder about this I think I'm friendly but I am private so I dont know I'm going with yes If I'm wrong you can post a comment and tell me I'm a prick if you like or worse I might even cry a little if that makes you happy
