Ninjas v. Pirates
A conversation which just sprang out of the mind of a 10 year old boy. No not me silly my son. Now while I many at times think like a 10 year old, I see that as a good thing.
“Dad, who would win in a fight a pirate or a ninja?”
I say “ I really like pirates”
“Are you kidding, there is no way a pirate would win, ninjas would win every time.”
“Why is that” I ask
“Well pirates are drunk all of the time and ninjas don’t drink. Pirates are always laying around and ninjas are always on task, ninjas have better armor and smoke bombs, cool swords and throwing stars. Pirates only have clothing and swords. Plus pirates aren’t very smart and you have to be smart to be a ninja.
I say, “well pirates have cannon”
Without hesitation he replies, “you have to see the ninjas coming to shoot them”
“good point”
So I guess that is why pirates stayed on the ocean because ninjas don’t have ships. So the moral of the story is that while it may be better to be a ninja but pirates work less and have more fun.
Yay, for being a pirate but watch out for ninjas because they’ll kick your butt.
