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It's just 50 little ?s...
1.) What cuss word(s) do you use the most?
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, mother-fucker, tits, fart, turn 'n twat... take your pick
2.) Do you own an iPod?
nope, just a tiny little MP3 player that's about half-way filled up.
3.) Who on your Myspace "Top Friends" list do you talk to the most?
I have NO fuckin' clue. I'm rarely on Myspace anymore.
4.) What time is your alarm clock set for?
It ain't...
5.) What color is your house?
livin' in an apt.
6.) Flip flops or sneakers?
neither. I prefer to wear shoes or boots
7.) Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture?
either or, I really don't care...
8.) What was the last movie you watched?
"Damage" starring Stone Cold Steve Austin (saw it in the theaters, loved it, so I bought a copy with a gift card I got)
9.) Do any of your friends have children?
Why, yes. My best friend (and current roommate) has 3. His youngest, Jurelle, is 6 and he's actually REALLY COOL little guy!
10.) Has anyone ever called you lazy?
uh, yeah, I get called that on a daily basis. It isn't ALWAYS true, I swear...
11.) Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep faster?
yes, I usually have to, but it never "kicks in" quite fast enough
12.) What CD is currently in your CD player?
I listen to free Internet radio most of the time, now...
13.) Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
2%
14.) Has anyone told you a secret this week?
I plead the 5th...
15.) Have you ever given someone a hickey?
I'm takin' the 5th on that one, too.
16.) Who was the last person to call you?
Alyssa
17.) Do you think people talk about you behind your back?
I'm sure there are jealous, insecure losers out there who DO, but I really could not care less. They really COULDN'T have THAT MUCH to talk about when the subject is Yours Truly. And they wouldn't be "talking" about me. They'd be COMPLAINING about me...
18.) Did you watch cartoons as a child?
Well, of course! I mean, I WAS a child growing up in America in the mid-80s, so naturally during the ages 4-13 I was (weekly) sitting downstairs in front of the TV every Saturday morning for FOUR straight hours watching X-men and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (ya know, shit like that...)
19.) How many siblings do you have?
2 little sisters (well, they're not so "little" anymore, they're 24 & 25 now)
20.) Are you shy around the opposite sex?
only if I'm severely attracted, but I can also "act" REALLY shy quite well, in fact (ya know, play "Hard To Get")
21.) What movie do you know every line to?
I don't know EVERY line, but I'm in the process of learning them; all 6 Star Wars episodes
22.) Do you own any band t-shirts?
I have 2 or 3 Metallica shirts
23.) What is your favorite salad dressing?
Bacon Ranch
24.) Do you read for fun?
yes and no. I mostly read to relax, but I have at times...
25.) Do you cry a lot?
only if it hurts like a BITCH
26.) Have you ever farted in public?
one more time, I'm gonna plead the 5th...
27.) Do you have a desktop computer or a laptop?
I gotta desktop. My best friend & roommate has a Gateway FX laptop that's worth 3 grand
28.) Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
more piercings and MANY more tats (only have my earlobes pierced and 1 small tat on my right ankle so far)
29.) What is the weather outside like?
coldish, gray, overcast 'n dreary...
30.) Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos?
maybe not COVERED, but I like/want a BUNCH of ink, so yeah, I'd date her
31.) Do you think having sex before you're married is wrong?
nope. it ain't wrong at all
32.) When was the last time you slept on the floor?
I honestly can't remember
33.) How many hours of sleep do you need to in order to function adequately?
not much, between 6-8, I guess...
34.) Are you in love or lust?
truthfully, I've never actually been in love, but I really would LOVE to learn what it feels like. constantly lusting over (damn-near) any attractive young lady gets REAL old REAL quick...
35.) Are your days full and fast-paced?
not really, I don't function well under pressure...
36.) Do you pay attention to nutrition lists on cereal boxes?
I might look at them once and then immediately remember that I really don't give a shit
37.) How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
I'll turn 28 (9/10)
38.) Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
VERY!!!
39.) Have you ever been to Six Flags?
no, but my mom 'n sister went
40.) Do you get along better with the same or opposite sex?
opposite, ladies are generally more understanding and way more accepting, so, for those reasons, they're MUCH easier to get along with. then again, I AM heterosexual, so my attraction to most young ladies also helps me out in many social situations (more often than not)
41.) Do you like Cottage Cheese?
yes. my mom likes it with jalapeno jelly on top
42.) Do you sleep on your side, tummy, or back?
mostly my stomach, but I toss 'n turn, so I never know what I'll be laying on when I wake up
43.) Have you ever bid for something on eBay?
nope. nuttin'.
44.) Do you enjoy giving hugs?
"enjoy"?!? no, no, no... I LOOOOOOOVE giving hugs (especially to short [5'-5'8"], Southern, redheaded ladies)
45) What song did you last sing out loud?
my vocal cords atrophied (severely weakened due to lack of use during my 4.5 week coma) to a point to where my voice slurs when I speak, so I can't sing to save my life.I think it was probably some church hymn when I was like 7 or 8 years old
46) What is your favorite TV show(s)?
Law & Order, Jersey Shore (I honestly have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHY that show appeals to/entertains me
47) Which celebrity (celebrities) dead or alive would you most like to have lunch with?
let's see, there's Harrison Ford, Sean Connery, Eva Mendes, Bobbi Billard, Carlos Mencia, Jeff Foxworthy, Nicholas Cage, Eddie Guererro, John Cena, Steve Austin, sooooooo many others to choose from...
48) Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
is THAT what that was? god, I just thought I was gonna puke or somethin', but uhh... lemme see... the last time was... uhh... oh, shit... uh... I plead the 5th
49) What 4is the one thing do you completely, totally and absolutely wish/ you had more than ANYTHING else?
a strong, steady, outrageously profitable Hustle
50) What is your favorite song, and who is it by?
"Broken" by Seether feat. Amy Lee of Evanescence
