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What are you waiting for?
Do you hide when Jehovah witnesses knock on your door?
no i answer and tell them jesus is coming and that i gotta go before he gets off without me
Tell me about your dancing style?
like a white guy
Do you have any family traditions?
no
Honestly, do you laugh when people trip for no reason?
Yes.
What is your most used cuss word?
Fuck.
Do you think it looks silly when people wear socks with sandals?
yes
How many speeding tickets have you talked your way out of?
1
If you wake up late, is the rest of your day ruined?
depends
Which side of the bed do you sleep on?
left
Name the seven dwarf's
Dopy Bashful Doc Sleepy Sneezy Grumpy Happy
When you bend over, can you touch your toes?
yes
What kind of drunk are you?
happy..laid back
How do you feel about rainy days?
reminds me of home
Do you think that people mistake your kindness for a weakness?
sometimes
Can you cook?
grew up in a kitchen plus ive cooked professionally for 13+ years and have 2 years of school
What is your best dish?
ribs and steaks
Have you ever eaten anything disgusting for money?
no
Has anyone of the same sex ever hit on you?
no
Do you know anyone who is a pathological liar?
Yeah.
What about bi-polar?
Yes.
Is there anyone you know that deserves to get bitch slapped?
a couple people
Why do people drive slow in the fast lane?
cuz they can?
What is something interesting your best friend would tell us about you?
that im too nice
Is it ever ok for people to marry their second cousin?
are they hot?
How many real sit-ups can you do in a minute?
last time i did them which was the other day i got 57
Have you ever eaten a crayon?
no
What is the best pick up line you've ever heard?
none
Have you ever found anything gross in your parents bedroom?
besides my parents having sex?
Besides a toilet, where was the last place you peed?
on the dumpster when i was smoking
Would you rather be a porn star or a prostitute?
neither
Would you rather have cookies and milk or crackers and juice?
my moms magic cookie bars and milk
If your body odor was a food scent, what would you want to smell like?
whatever the bitches like
Have you ever missed someones hand in a high five?
of course
Last brand of shoes you had on?
my airwalks
Favorite candy bar?
milky way
Where was the last bruise you got on yourself?
havent had one in a while but it say my arm when it found the corner of the tv stand one night
