fubar

IF YOU ARE HERE LOOKING FOR MY HELP...READ ON!!! Hi, I'm Jack, I am 57 and happily married with 3 kids. My oldest son is 30 and is in Boston. Son number two is 26 and is in Moscow (as in Russia). With that combination any thing you say to me probably is on file with the the FBI My baby girl (she hates when I call her that so I do it often to piss her off, sometimes being a parent is really fun!) is 23 and. She has nicknamed me "Gay" because she says that I am "sooo Gaaay". All 3 are single, although my daughter is only marginally single. My family tells me that I have a twisted sense of humor. At times I can be a master of sarcasm. I can be very offensive but don't mean to offend. I am amazed that many women here are more concerned with their breasts than the guys their trying to impress. A nice smile does it for me. I am only here for entertainment. The only relationship I am interested in is Friendship. I like to chat about anything with anyone when I have time. I will videochat with close friends. If you are a cam girl I'm not interested, I will be your friend not your source of income. Fubar is not my life it's my diversion from life. I am old enough to be a father to many of you and a grandfather to some of you. This is me. My look in the mirror. Look me up and say hi. Using terms of endearment to the "elderly" like "Old geezer" or "old fart" are permitted and encouraged. If the shoe fits I will proudly wear it. Remember what your teachers said about reading all the directions before starting the test. These are my directions and you are now my friend! FINALLY IF YOU WANT MY HELP YOU NEED TO BE PART OF MY FAMILY!!! HOW DO YOU BECOME FAMILY???...HAVE MEANINGFUL INTERACTION WITH ME VIA SB OR PM...I WILL DECIDE IF YOUR CONVERSATION IS MEANINGFUL!!! I SOMETIMES PROVIDE RANDOM HELP FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON. IT NEVER HURTS TO JUST ASK!




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