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*** My statuses, (9 times of of 10) are jokes. DO NOT take them seriously, If they Offend you Move on to the next Profile***

***I make NO trades For anything sexual, DO NOT ASK!!! If your body looks like a busted can of biscuit,s YOU need to Rethink your strategy for the love of all Humanity!!!***

Ain't Nobody Got time for that!!!

That being said, Hi I'm Chad, I'm like old, silly, bald, short, goofy lookin, pudgy, ugly, wif a speath impethament, a bit chunky, I have a short pee doo, and self esteem issues. lol




I'm a nerd. I love comic books. I collect them and coins stamps and other crap.
I'm the 40 year old virgin just a lil younger.
I'm shy every where else but online or with friends.
I'm the most sane basket-case you have ever met.
I'm a virgo, like long walks on the beach and holding hands lol it sounds like a cliche but its true.
I love crosses, stars, witches, vamps, porn, and anything goth. ( so if it's goth porn with crosses, stars, witches, vampires in it send me a link and I will be your best friend)



"Some ppl are like slinkies... not really good for anything.. but still bring a smile to your face when pushed down a flight of stairs"

"4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions"







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