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You know you’re a redneck when... 1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it. 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 4. You think a woman who is 'out of your league' bowls on a different night. 5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean. 6. Someone in your family died right after saying, 'Hey, guys, watch this.' 7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. 8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. 9. Your junior prom offered day care. 10. You think the last words of the 'Star-Spangled Banner' are 'Gentlemen, start your engines.' 11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels. 12. The Halloween Pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse. 13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge. 14. One of your kids was born on a pool table. 15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos. 16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it. 17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. Bonus Comment: An Arkansas couple, both rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband 'fixed'. The doctor asked them why, after nine children would they choose to do this. The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of every ten children being born in North America was Mexican and they didn't want a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.
“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.” ~ Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign. “Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.” ~ Mariah Carey “I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body” ~ Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward. “Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country” ~ Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC. “I’m not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.” ~ Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents. “Half this game is ninety percent mental.” ~ Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark “We’ve got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?” ~ Lee Iacocca “If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.” ~ Bill Clinton, Former President of the United States “I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix .” ~ Dan Quayle “If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there’ll be a record.” ~ Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman “That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I’m just the one to do it.” ~ A congressional candidate in Texas. Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,” ~ Miss Alabama’s Heather Whitestone in the 1994 Miss USA contest, who was later selected as Miss America 1995.

I'm thinking of you!

as long as my dreams are always you as long as a couple means two as long as forever contains me and you Im thinking of you.... as long as the moon shines in your eyes as long as faith will never die as long as theres love between you and i im thinking of you as long as our eyes meet in burning flame as long as trust mens "no ones to blame" as long as the hurt ends in no shame im thinking of you.... as long as we survive as a pair as lonf as i know that you'll always care as long as love remains true and fair im thinking of you.... as long as the clam follows the storm as long as the need becomes the well-worn as long as im safe and left untorn im thinking of you.... as long as your love keeps me from harm as long as we're together i'll always be warm as long as o stay wrapped in your arms im thinking of you....

suicide

Suicide Have you ever thought about suicide? Really thought about it? Have you ever stared down the barrel of a gun hoping someone will stop you from pulling the trigger? Have you ever been sooo alone, That you knew no one could help you? Have you ever felt a knife at your heart, and hoped someone would stop you from pushing it in? I have... I know a pain so deep and dark.. Because no one loved me enough. (Disclaimer: No I am not going to kill myself, this is just freedom of expression.)

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Hey as the Head Hostess I would like to thank you for comming into studio 54, i rated you fanned and added you hope to see more of you around always ~Jessa
I am Jessa. I am a goddess, I am a bitch, and if you indulge in me... I will be your drug of choice. I day dream like nobodies business. I waste my time on art. Drawing, writing, painting, and music. I draw oddities. I paint fairy tales. I write nightmares. I like dancing by myself. I tend to be a wallflower. I like being pretty. I over accessorize. I dress odd to the tenth power. I am extremely passionate about life. I find joy and beauty in every day I live through. I don't like small children. I'm smart, dont treat me anything less then that. I like gas masks. I over glamorize death and the macabre. I LOVE scented candles and incense. I LOVE cuddling. I LOVE revolution. I LOVE being clean. I LOVE new beginnings. I LOVE old books. I rant about basically pointless things. I read way too much. I dont like organized religion. I suffer no fools. I hate canned food. It tastes like can, not food.

O.o mommy mommy jokes

Mommy, Mommy! My teacher says my head is too big. Shut up and get your hat from the garage, so your father can bring the car in! Mommy, Mommy! Can I play in the sandbox? Not until I find a better place to bury Daddy. Mommy, Mommy! Why can't we give Dad a decent burial? Shut up and keep flushing. Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's on fire! Shut up and get the marshmallows! Mommy, Mommy! Daddy fell in the campfire! Shut up and get the barbecue sauce!

tell me whatcha think

Everything "now-A-days" is talk,talk,talk.Bullshit,drama and drugs. Things aren't always as they seem.If a rose was called by any other name would it not smell as sweet? Wandering,pondering and eating things I problably shoulden't. There's these noises at night I don't care to hear.....But it's kinda funny,I think they hear my remarks.LoL. Somethings itching in the back of my mind,But I dare not say. Too much of any thing could turn out for the worst. So hold your tounge while you can, mind your P's and Q's and don't put your elbows on the table. Stop to smell the roses sometime,You might stay for a while it's quiet nice. Most times no one really gets what I'm thinking,It's sparatic,kinda incoherent....mostly just babble to most...but I'm on a deper level then most too. Step, step,step...rattiling my ear drums.This sonic wave of everything and nothing at all scratching at my brain...settinling in and bringing a couple buddys. And then...the T.v. turned off.

god i hate men

So, I've been doing some thinking, here by myself, as usual. And I am pretty damn sure that I have never hated someone as much as I hate you. Really, i was so mad i was CRYING, hahaha, every one thought I was sad. Psh, nooooo... : ] See, the thing is, if you really gave half a damn you wouldnt have even thought about doing half the shit you did to me. For real. Atleast, you would have MEANT your see through apologies. Faggot. Hah. Okay, second point of this little rant letter thing. YOUR A FUCKING PUSSY. Yeah, I am challanging your fucking man-hood. Or should I say Lack of man hood. What, you like running away from people that have problems not trusting you for what YOU DID? Doesnt make much sence. That sounds like your a coward to me. "oh, I cant be with someone thats afraid of me for my short commings." listen up boy, I forgave you when you fucked me over worse then any one has in a LONG ASS TIME and all I wanted was a little understanding. What kind of person ARE YOU? you are seriously more fucked up then any of the girls youve done this bullshit to. Go to hell faggot, and on your way down, why dont you kiss my fucking white ass rght now, because when your off being pathetic scum, Ill be making something of my self- HAPPY. Something you dont understand. Love is more then just something that you say, its a REAL emotion between people that REALLY care about eachother. Its also something that I have for life. I feel great...do you? : ] <3.
i updated my about me profile, if you cant read it there here it is if you must know: i'm a raging ball of energy. i like to make people laugh, I love my art, weather its drawing or photoshop. I can be your best friend or your worst nightmare bordism sometimes becomes me i question societal conformity ALL THE TIME. i meet so many amazing people via the internet, it's a shame everybody can't feign happiness like this in "real life". sometimes i pretend to write these epic paragraphs about myself, but it's really only because i can't stand uneven profiles. i'm terrified of cockroaches, like you wouldn't believe. i don't like thunder, and the woods at night are creepy. if god didn't want homosexuality, why did he create it? i appreciate my friends questions. i'm controversial, arrogant and hypocritical. outweigh my flaws with something profound, and maybe you'll like me. My IQ is 142, I'm probly smarter than you. I'm very perceptive, and I hate being lied to. Don't do it. I'll know the moment you have, I'm very selective of my friends. and even more selective about relationships. I DON'T give second chances I'm confident in my beautiful character and personality. but I do have flaws and insecurities. I'm heart broken too easily. If you bring me down, I will take you with me. <3 -the end.
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