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From: Cunninglinguist69
Date: 2007-04-05 11:21:08
Message:
Merry meet!! I am a Bacchanalian-Pagan Satyr. I saw your photograph and immediately desired to have uncontrolably-wild Lesbian sex with you even though I have all this "extra" equipment!! I was wondering if you could assist me in mastering this "extra" equipment, so that I might utilize it more expertly. I was informed by those in "The Know", that the key to full mastery is continual practice until perfection is achieved, or until satieted, whichever cums first!! It has been difficult for me, thus far, to reach satietation, as my "extra' equipment is always engorged and will not become flacid until it has found "release" at least three times a day. It is very difficult to find women who are willing to allow themselves to become that sore, so I must have at least three.........or four!! Would you take a moment to consider becoming my friend so that we can begin the process??
And people wonder why they have been "de-friended"!
