I was watching TV smoking a cigarette the other night and one of those Truth commercials came on, and I've got to tell you something, I don't care about big tobacco business, I know they sell a deadly product, I still use it, all these Truth commercials do is take away three minutes of air time I could be looking at some scantily clad woman on some other commercial. I know cigarettes are bad for me and I still smoke 'em, why? Because it's quick simple bliss, hell, if sex was as easy to get and the orgasm lasted as long I'd probably kill myself doing that to.
