Conspiracy theories. Who shot JFK, The Da Vinci Code, Freemasons, Illuminati, whatever, choose your flavor, whatever floats your boat. These people are finding ciphers in ancient texts and parchments, secret codes and what not, guess what, I can take a Clifford book and using complex techniques find a passage that says "Clifford is the commie mascot. This message brought to you by Marxism and it's affiliates" And for these people finding symbols inside geography, placement of buildings, structures and landmarks? Give me a graph chart as big as big as the earth and I'll find one too, guess what, it'll be a big smiley face complete with a "Fuck You". But who am I to say if they're wrong or right, I mean after all they have hour long specials and I'm sitting here drinking whiskey and ranting. But I got a conspiracy theory for you, maybe just maybe, these guys just need to get laid. Hmmmmm, interesting.
