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WHILE SHOPPING IN A FOOD STORE, TWO NUNS HAPPEN TO PASS BY
THE BEER COOLER.
ONE NUN SAID TO THE OTHER, " WOULDN'T A NICE COOL BEER OR
TWO TASTE WONDERFUL ON A HOT SUMMER EVENING?"
THE SECOND NUN ANSWERED,"INDEED IT WOULD SISTER, BUT I
WOULD NOT FEEL COMFORTABLE BUYING BEER AS I AM CERTAIN IT WOULD CAUSE A SCENE AT THE CHECKOUT STAND."
" I CAN HANDLE THAT WITHOUT A PROBLEM" SHE REPLIED AS SHE
PICKED UP A SIX-PACK AND HEADED FOR THE CHECK-OUT.
THE CASHIER HAD A SURPRISE LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN THE TWO
NUNS ARRIVED WITH A SIX-PACK OF BEER.
"WE USE BEER FOR WASHING OUR HAIR" THE NUN SAID, "A
SHAMPOO, OF SORT, IF YOU WILL."
WITHOUT BLINKING AN EYE, THE CASHIER REACHED UNDER THE
COUNTER. PULLED OUT A PACKAGE OF PRETZELS
STICKS AND PLACED THEM IN THE BAG WITH THE BEER.
HE THEN LOOKED THE NUN STRAIGHT IN THE EYE, SMILED AND
SAID ," THE CURLERS ARE ON THE HOUSE."
