Subject: Ship Wrecked
A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep
and a
sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized
that they
were stranded on a deserted island. After being there awhile, he got
into the
habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to
watch
the sunset. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with
beautiful
cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for
romance. As
they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the
lonely man.
Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the
sheepdog,
ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his
arm from
around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the
sunsets
together, but there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed by and,
lo and
behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Hillary
Clinton.
That evening, the man brought Hillary to the evening beach ritual. It
was
another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle
breeze -
perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get
'those
feelings' again.. He fought the urges as long as he could but he
finally gave
in and leaned over to Hillary and told her he hadn't had sex for
months. Hillary
batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for
him. He
said, 'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?'
