I did not write this i saw it somewhere and had to post it.
FIRST DEGREE
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at
2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked
up the phone, listened a moment and said "How should
I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I
don't know,some woman wanting to know if the coast
is clear."
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SECOND DEGREE
Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices
a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it
up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm,
this person looks familiar."
The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first
blond hands her the compact.The second one looks in
the mirror and says, " You dummy, it's me!"
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THIRD DEGREE
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so
she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment
unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him
in the arms of a redhead.
Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to
take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome
with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to h e r head.
The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!" The blond
replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
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FOURTH DEGREE
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state
capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I
know all of them." A friend says, "OK, what's the
capital of Wisconsin?"
The blond replies, "Oh, that's easy: W. "
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FIFTH DEGREE
What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told
her she was pregnant?
"Is it mine?"
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SIXTH DEGREE
Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman,
sat in her US government class. The professor asked
Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.
Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That
was the decision George Washington had to make
before he crossed the Delaware"
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SEVENTH DEGREE
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find
her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned
the police at once and reported the crime. ; The police
dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit,
patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog
on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered
at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on
the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned,
"I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call
the police for help, and what do they do? They send
me a BLIND policeman."