A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye that Reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
Thinking it was a figment of his imagination, he drives on
and soon he sees another sign
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES
Suddenly, he begins to realize the signs are for real... He passes a third sign, saying
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive.
On the far side of the parking lot, is a stone building with a small Sign next to the door reading
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps, and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long, black habit, who asks,
" What may we do for you, my son?"
He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in doing business."
" Very well, my son....
Please follow me. "
The man is led through a winding passage,
and is soon quite disoriented.
The nun stops at a closed door, and tells the man,
"Please knock on this door."
He does, and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup, answers the door... "Please place $100 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway."
He puts $100 in the cup, and trots eagerly down the hall. He slips through the door, and finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another sign
GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN
SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST FRANCIS....
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER
