Santa Claus Is Pagan Too
By Emerald Rose
Oh, Santa Claus is Pagan too
Just like all the rest
And if you are a merry witch
He´ll bring you all the best
So get that star up on the roof
And bake those cookies too
Cause Christmas time is really Yule
And Santa´s Pagan too
He´s got that Buddha belly
And his Pops the Holly King
You´ve dressed him in that British Coat
The caps a Nordic thing
You took the horns right off his head
And stuck them on his deer
But he still flies high like Jupiter
With a belly full of beer
Hey, Santa Claus is Pagan too
Just like all the rest
And if you are a merry witch
He´ll bring you all the best
So get that star up on the roof
And bake those cookies too
Cause Christmas time is really Yule
And Santa´s Pagan too
Now history says Christ was likely
Not a Capricorn
But if you want to share our Yule
We don´t care when he´s born
Come celebrate the dawning
Of the sun king´s bright rebirth
And if you practice what you preach
We´ll all have peace on earth
Hey, Santa Claus is Pagan too
Just like all the rest
And if you are a merry witch
He´ll bring you all the best
So get that star up on the roof
And bake those cookies too
Cause Christmas time is really Yule
And Santa´s Pagan too
Now, Santa´s way more jolly
Than most Christians would require
And if he weren´t so busy
He´d be dancing `round this fire
Yeah, you can call it Christmas
You´ve got us way outgunned
But just you wait `til Beltaine
Then we´ll see who´s havin´ fun !
Hey, Santa Claus is Pagan too
Just like all the rest
And if you are a merry witch
He´ll bring you all the best
So get that star up on the roof
And bake those cookies too
Cause Christmas time is really Yule
And Santa´s Pagan too
Hey, Santa Claus is Pagan too
Just like all the rest
And if you are a merry witch
He´ll bring you all the best
So get that star up on the roof
And bake those cookies too
Cause Christmas time is really Yule
And Santa´s Pagan too