If I say anything odd in the next few days just laugh, ignore or otherwise berate me for being a jackass.
Its my coping mechanism when I am down emotionally.
I am my own worst enemy but I really am aware of living the Cosmic Joke and its getting old.
I assure you that my bitterness is not intented towards any of you and hopefully the things I will say will enlighten you and humor you.
My closest friends have always said I am funnier when I am ticked off or sad...go figure...
