I don't believe one can effectively describe themself in writing. There's too much to a person, and language is too limited to be able to really know anybody just from a few paragraphs they wrote on some website. Even talking to them through messages, comments, whatever I don't think you'll really know that person. And so, being that things are the way they are here is a brief description of me. A small taste of my world. If you really want to get to know me, meet me. Because, as they say, actions speak louder than words.

My nickame is Roger-ee Dos the Pirate. Know it. Use it. Love it. I used to have really really really long hair, but I cut it all off. Donated it to Wigs For Kids. I used to be a decent athlete. I played a little football, did a little track shot-put discus and javelin, basketball, and I'm in LOVE with baseball. Milk is gross. Plus, the idea of it's just really weird. Grammatical errors bug me. I may not have perfect grammar, but it's pretty good. I often make purposeful errors, saying words that aren't really words and such. I like to go to concerts, though it's been months since I've been to one. I hate people who try too hard, and continue to make fun of them for it. Which does include trendy Myspace people. You know who you are. S'mores are awesome! I flip my pillow over to get my cheek on the cool side. I have a childish sense of humor, but jokes you don't get right off the bat are the shit. I LOVE Fruity Pebbles. Best cereal of all time. 80's metal is the shit! I can't seem to bring myself to like imported cars. They make all my friends horny, but I just can't seem to develop a taste for them. And Hondas are the worst! I hate those pieces of shit. I could read when I was two and a half years old. I'm EXTREMELY competitive. I don't let anyone win at anything. I am a reverend, ordained by the Universal Life Church. I could not live without pizza, ramen noodles, or ice cream, and it shows. Deja vu is the coolest feeling in the world. I get along with most people but if I don't like you, you're a dick. I hate losing shit. I love knowing stuff. Sometimes, if I'm reading through a book, or see something on TV that interests me, I'll read about it for days. And will take every opportunity to bring up my knowledge in daily converstaion. I'm a little bit of a know-it-all. Taking tests is always fun, because I like proving that I know stuff. Naps are the best invention of all time. Everyone should have one in the afternoon, just like the Italians, we'll all live longer. I'm a pacifist (mostly), but everyone does have their limit. Fucking kangaroos. I've lived in Utah pretty much my entire life. I don't count that six months in Texas. Halo is so overrated. I'm not photogenic at all! So any picture you see of me is a shitty one. I LOVE music. Any kind is cool. I have probably the most diverse musical taste out of anyone I know. Michael says he does, but it's bullshit. Everyone should learn to be nicer. Boxers are better than briefs, but boxer-briefs are best. I like helping people with their problems. The entire world is selfish and self-centered, and whether you want to believe it or not you are. I have no problem with homosexuality. I think everyone should be free to be who they want. This country was based on that principle, but whatever you guys want to believe is your thing. Pretty much everything about smoking is cool except for the addiction and dying. I think school is mostly busy work, and we should all have the option of basing our grades strictly on test scores. I refuse to eat sushi. I believe honesty is the best policy. And 9 times out of 10 if I don't like you, you'll know it, though sometimes I will be fake so things don't get uncomfortable. I believe God was only kidding when he made the platypus. Well, that's just a little about me. If you think you might like me, add me.