JustineThyme / Justine Thyme (40144)

39 Year Old · Female · From Rapid City, SD · fu-Owned by The DC Express ... and is worth 69,514,301 fubucks. · Joined on June 5, 2006 · Relationship status: Married · Born on December 19th · 101 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone and 34 different people have a crush on me!

I don't care WHO you are... But the next person to start drama with me and ruin my time on Fubar... Will be immediately deleted, and blocked. Don't fuckin' test me.

IMPORTANT

FEEL FREE TO ADD ME... BUT....... Don't you dare fucking send me an add request and right away ask for my YIM or MSN name... that information is reserved for people I actually wish to talk with in the future. Fubar is just as much a social way of interacting as Yahoo or MSN... so get to know me on here first... assuming I give you the time of day.

I swear to the over-lord of all my thirteen homicidal personalities... your assholes will get acquainted with a chainsaw if you desperate, homely fucks downrate me and call me kindergarten names simply because I won't give you my Yahoo name.

If it helps you to keep your desperation at bay - think of me as a chick with a dick..... please allow me to strap one on so I can tell you to blow me... and if that doesn't work - then bend over and take it like the bitch you probably are.

USELESS INFO

Born and raised in Ontario Canada but now living in South Dakota.

I like my meat dry, my cereal mooshy, and my toast soggy. I like ice in my milk, and tomato juice in my beer.

I'm naughty, I'm nice, I'm happy, I'm mad. I love to love almost as much as I love to hate. My moods tend to change from one extreme to the next... Ask me how I feel this minute and I'll tell you I'm great and thank you for asking, ask me again in another minute and I'll tell you to fuck off. I don't think I can ever really figure out what or how I'm feeling at any given moment.

I love to meet new people, go out and party, make an ass out of myself, and perhaps embarrass a friend or two in the process. Sometimes I think I have no shame... but it's part of my ever surprising character.

Many people think I'm odd or strange and have accused me of confusing them... I like to think of it more along the lines of... you don't have a fucking clue.... It keeps me special... in a not so 'special' way.

I LIKE:

Hearing someone say my name, Accents, Egos, Attitudes, Tattoos, Piercings, Authority Figures, Intelligence, Wit, Charm, Open minds, People with strong opinions, Those who like to argue, Anyone that can teach me new things, Being surprised, Honesty, Musicians, Artists of all types, and the loud and obnoxious.

I HATE:

Introverts, Those who worry too much, People who preach, Those who can't relax, Closed minded people that look down upon others, Cheaters, Liars, Men that beg for cyber sex, Anyone that can't have at least one conversation that isn't about sex, Those who are afraid to speak their minds, People who say things they think other people want to hear, Push-overs, Those who don't show their emotions, People who add me as a friend then never talk to me, Bitches that offer to show their NSFW pictures in return for bling and crap (You're really a low class and desperate form of a prostitute).

OTHER INFO

I'm married, therefore I am not here to validate your existence... Nor am I here for your amusement. I am, however, here for MY amusement, and my amusement only. With that said, let me advise you on some things that do not amuse me in the least.

Yes, you look desperate and pathetic when you go around begging girls, to no end, to talk dirty to you.

Believe it or not, when the first words out of your mouth are "You're hot, I wish I could fuck you." you sound a trifle uneducated, not to mention, lame... and it makes me want to stab you in the throat with a corn cob.

If you need to lie about who you are or what you do, then I have no use for you. Girls, like myself, enjoy the company of people that have enough guts to show an ounce of ego. Be proud of who you are - otherwise - stop breathing my fucking air!

With that said, I'm sure I'll cut down on the number of requests I get ... That's ok, I certainly wouldn't expect people with the qualities mentioned above to feel comfortable talking with me. Why would you? You'd sit there wasting your time, jacking off to my text, which would clearly tell you to go fuck yourself sideways.

Interests

STUFF I'M INTO

Tattoos

Piercings

Music

Surprises

Presents

Christmas

Horror flicks

All-nighters

Pajama parties

Forensics

Football jersies in the summer

Flannel jammies in the winter

Puddle jumping in rain storms

Tobogganing in shorts

Changing my nail color from day to day

Shopping for shoes

Vodka

Beer

Drinking games

Plaid

French fries with cheese and gravy

Egos & Attitudes

Biting

Sleeping in

Breakfast in bed

Dressing my kitties

Meeting new people

I'm into the way I feel when I haven't had any sleep in 48 hours... or just after that fourth drink slowly slides down my throat.

I like how it feels when you try to impress me... and when you succeed in doing so.

Music

I like my music loud so I don't have to hear the sound of your voice.

Movies

MOVIES I LIKE

American History X

Breakfast Club

Pretty In Pink

Mallrats

Chasing Amy

I Am Sam

Freddy Got Fingered

Singles

Sid And Nancy

Reality Bites

Fast Times At Ridgemont High

House Party

Napoleon Dynamite

Horror Flicks! What ever happened to the good ol' days when a gurl would watch a horror flick, and be to scared to get up and go to the bathroom by herself?

Idols

WHO I IDOLIZE

Me, Myself, and I.
Anyone that loves Me, Myself, and I.

I'm pretty much forced to be my own biggest fan. It's a rugged job, but somebody has to do it. I gladly take it, because I enjoy waking up each morning... Knowing that I'm going to scratch my butt and yawn all the way to the bathroom.

Video Games

GAMES I PLAY

Mind games if I'm in the mood and I feel you're a worthy opponent.

Get your Portable ID!

fubar

Latest Status

Activity Feed