LET ME START OFF BY APOLOGIZING IN ADVANCE, AS A PRECAUTION IF I MISLEAD ANY OF U TO THINK I GIVE A SHIT WHAT U THINK.
If your here 'DON'T BE A DOUCHEBAG' !!!
DO NOT GET INVOLVED OR ASK ABOUT MY PERSONAL LIFE...WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW IS ON THIS PAGE. Wanna know more??? Use your imagination, a lot of you are good at that.
I'M JUST REAL..I KEEP IT REAL..AND I TELL IT LIKE IT IS!!! - if any of this is an issue for you, by all means move the f*ck along.
- I suffered a few near death experiences, so b4 you come at me with your lame ass stories, get something somewhat entertaining.Below you can read about my major near death experience. ...-due to an accident: my throat is messed up, which affected my voice box, but it is getting somewhat better, because b4 I couldn't talk at all. ...-due to an accident, the blood vessels in my nose are damaged, so my nose bleeds alot. A few years ago, I went to an ENT(Ear, nose, and throat doctor), he said to carterize my nose would just make it worse because the blood vessels were to damaged. - I swear I'm accident prone. I used to think I walked around with a sign on my back, that said: bad shit..please come get me. - I've had 8 brain surgeries, 2 eyes surgeries to fix double vision I was having, because they hit a nerve that affected my vision during one of my brain surgeries, and my last surgery was in 2011, I had a baclofen pump put in, I was on the oral baclofen medication, but the oral made me to sick. I've had alot of other surgeries, but the ones listed are from my major near death experience. - my knees are so screwed up, it's not even funny. Doctors say sports and learning to walk again are more than likely the cause. I need double knee replacements, but they keep telling me I'm to young n active. I don't really like going to the doctors anymore, they give me cortizone shots that only last a day or so, then put me on a table, yank my leg every which way, then say go to therapy...useless!!! - So many people have said to me in real life and on here, I also had a near death experience from being a drug addict or a drunk...sorry, but I don't consider weakness or stupidity a near death experience. - I love being a smartass, if u take everything I say serious...just kill yourself now. enough uptight assholes in this world already. - I will tell you in advance, I'm sorry for any misfortune or problems you may have. But honestly...I could care less. Not to be a d*ck, but I have my own real life crap to deal with. - I like to log into fubar n go do my stuff and just park. I'm on alot during the winter, only cuz Ohio winters suck.
- play your 'fu' n I'll play mine. Don't get me involved in your online bullsh*t!!!
*****MY MAJOR NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE*****
In 1999 I was in the flats of Cleveland, Ohio. **PER: POLICE REPORT** - I was assaulted by (11)guys. They all ran at me at the same time,and pushed me about (6)feet backwards. When I was pushed and fell down, I hit my head on a fire hydrant. As I was laying there(knocked the fawk out), bleeding to death. All (11)guys were kicking/stomping me in the head(roughly 30-40 times). I was then life flighted to Metro Hospital(only a 5 minute drive from where I was). I under went brain surgery for about 12 hours. Doctors say I had (13)blood clots and (11) contusions on my brain. During the surgery, I needed a blood transfusion to save my life. I died twice on the operating table. After the surgery I went into a coma for 10 days. When I came out of the coma, I was placed in a regular room. (3) months later,I went home fine as can be. Just a few extra scars on my head. Awhile(YEARS!!!) after that I was diagnosed with a staph infection on my brain. Surgeon told my wife, it must have went undetected(staph infection) for years. Because when he removed it, it was the size of a baseball. That infection fawked my world up. BIG TIME!!! Basically ev1 gave up on me. Saying I was gonna die. I ended up in a nursing home for (9)months, I had to pretty much quit living life. In the nursing home , I slept 19 - 21 hours a day..only awake to eat. Even to eat was a struggle. Most of those (9) months I could only eat grilled cheese(w/o crust) and milk , any other food or beverage..I would choke. I've had other medical situations along the way. Such as my double knee arthritis and both my knee caps are un-a-lined...doctors say, sports and learning to walk all over again is more than likely the cause. The neurosurgeon said if I wasn't as drunk as I was, I would have died. Cuz alcohol relaxes ur brain. Anyone in the medical field can tell you, I shouldn't be here.
~SUM OF U MIGHT READ MY PROFILE AND SAY TO YOURSELF, HE'S A COCKY MOTHER F*CKER. AND YOUR DAMN SKIPPY, FOR WHAT I'VE OVERCOME AND MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS, I'M ONE OF THE COCKIEST MOTHER F*CKERS YOU'LL EVER COME ACROSS.
Tattoos Piercings - I used to have everything pierced..except my yoohoo. I took my remaining piercings out in 2012, because in my opinion, I was getting to old for that stuff. The only piercings I still have are both my left n right ear lobes n the cartilage in my left ear. When I was 19 years old, I lost a bet with my uncle, which resulted in me having to pierce my belly button..that only lasted long enough to prove to him I did it. I have 25-30 pro tattoos. 2 or 3 tattoos were made into 1 big tattoo. 1 tattoo that will not be pictured is my last name across the middle of my back..below the bigger piece in the center of back. In 2013 started working on a full sleeve tattoo. I love the people that have 1 tattoo and say they are addicted to tattoos. O.o If your a pussy and don't wanna deal with the pain, don't waste your time or money. It's only pain..it goes away!
I used to be very in to collecting sports cards, autographed n non-autographed sports memorabilia. I was so in to sports card collecting, I could tell you the card number off almost all the top rookie cards. The summer of 2012, after my wife and I bought r house, we decided to sell all my sports stuff. Due to us dealing with a new home n all the new home crap, neither of us had or wanted to waste the time listing each individual piece for sale, we took just about all my autographed sports stuff into a shop n they gave me $500 for it. We may have been able to get more money, but at that time, we just wanted to get rid of it. I then looked at several shops n websites where it was the easiest to sell my sports cards that I have not sold on ebay or elsewhere. So below you can see my account info from the site I sell the remainder of my cards at: -as of 8/2/2013-
Available Store Credit $2,626.07
Add store credit Store credit history General Account Info Items in Inventory 5,010 Total Book Value $4,135.10 Items w/o Book Price 72 Total Asking Price $6,975.21 Items w/o Asking Price 0 Items Not for Sale 0 Items Ready to Ship 0 Total Sales $4,899.19 Items Sold 2,231 Items Added to the Site 7,249
..on this website, I've sold cards as high as $500 and as low as $0.17, and everywhere inbetween.
I LOVE FIGHTING, DUNNO WHY. IT WAS THE WAY OF LIFE WHERE I GREW UP 4 AWHILE. PLUS I WAS A BOUNCER/FLOORMAN @ SEVERAL BARS, DANCE CLUBS, N CABARETS/STRIP CLUBS(female strippers) IN CLEVELAND AND I LOVE F*CKING WITH U FUTARDS N U INTERNET COMMANDOS, CUZ NO MATTER HOW BIG N BAD U THINK U R, I CAN SIT HERE N TALK SH*T TO U ALL DAY. WTF U GONNA DO? BLOCK ME, BOO F*CKIN HOO, WON'T B THE 1st N DAMN SURE WON'T B THE LAST.
...BUT HAGD...OH YA WHILE UR AT IT BLOCK THIS N KISS MY (_l_)
OH YA, THIS MIGHT B STUPID TO SUM OF U. BUT IT SAVES TIME N I COULD CARE LESS WTF U THINK.
THIS IS MY FUBAR LOUNGE RESUME(LMFAO): "PITCH BLACK" - PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING SINCE IT WAS A BRAND NEW LOUNGE WHEN I STARTED...EXCEPT DJ "Z LOUNGE" - HEAD ENFORCER "HOTT LIPS" - BARTENDER "LUCKY'S SPOT" - ENDORSER WITH MODS "SDL"(SKINNY DIPPING LOUNGE) - ENFORCER "VELVET" - ENFORCER/PROMOTER "THE STUDIO" - ENFORCER DELUXE: ENFORCER/PROMOTER/GREETER "CLUB UTOPIA" - HEAD ENFORCER "EYE CANDY" - MR. BOWANKY: ENFORCER/PROMOTER/GREETER "ANGELS N DEMONS" - HEAD ENFORCER "SHORT BUS" - PROMOTER "HEDONISM'S PLAYGROUND" - HEAD ENFORCER "MFKN STREET" - PROMOTER "SYNFUL PLEASURES" - MANAGER "ORGY" - OG "CTP"(CLUB TEASINGLY PLEASING) - IN & OUT ALL NITE
I like all music, except classical(stuff like that) or death metal(sum like it n that's fine, just not my thing). I used to dj in real life, but hated it. So PLEASE do not ask me to dj in ur lounge.
My favorite song is: Hed Pe - raise hell ...I would have it as my profile song, but I doubt people wanna come on my page and hear..b*tch, b*tch, f*ck, f*ck ..you get the idea. I love 'BONE Thugs n Harmony', cuz they're from Cleveland, I think there music is sweet, and I got to hang out with them at a Jammin 92.3 spring break jam in early 90's and lets just say we had a good time..