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LET ME START OFF BY APOLOGIZING IN ADVANCE, AS A PRECAUTION IF I MISLEAD ANY OF U TO THINK I GIVE A SHIT WHAT U THINK.
If your here 'DON'T BE A DOUCHEBAG' !!!
DO NOT GET INVOLVED OR ASK ABOUT MY PERSONAL LIFE...WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW IS ON THIS PAGE. Wanna know more??? Use your imagination, a lot of you are good at that.
I'M JUST REAL..I KEEP IT REAL..AND I TELL IT LIKE IT IS!!! - if any of this is an issue for you, by all means move the f*ck along.
- Fubar is fun, but sum take this shit way to serious. Everything on here is from a fubar perspective. Keep in mind, just cuz I agree with you or anything else I do in a positive way DOES NOT mean I really do agree with you or believe you.
- Entirely way to many people talk shit on here. What's almost as bad as the people that talk shit is, those idiots that know those people talk shit, but yet still believe them.
- you can like me or dislike me...wait and see how much I care. Unlike alot of people on here - I'm not here for the acceptance of complete strangers.
- I don't care for elderly people so much(ones that live around me..anyway)
1)when they see me with my tattoos and piercings they get that look on their face like: 'oh god, here comes that kid with the tattoos and shit hanging from his lip'
a) but I realize why they look at me like that, cuz themself or their spouse has those 1950 tattoos, where the outlines r an inch thick..plus they look like a big blob of shit
2)if they see my scars and ask me what happened? I tell them what happened, then they say ok, what really happened. So they don't believe me, so I tell them either I say: I fell off a roller coaster at Cedar Point or A baby shark attacked me..because the scar from my first surgery from the incident kinda looks like a shark bit me ..don't believe the truth, I'll make it interesting.
- I suffered a few near death experiences, so b4 you come at me with your lame ass stories, get something somewhat entertaining.Below you can read about my major near death experience.
...-due to an accident: my throat is messed up, which affected my voice box, but it is getting somewhat better, because b4 I couldn't talk at all.
...-due to an accident, the blood vessels in my nose are damaged, so my nose bleeds 3 - 5 times a week, sometimes less n sometimes more. A few years ago, I went to an ENT(Ear, nose, and throat doctor), he said to carterize my nose would just make it worse because the blood vessels were to damaged.
- I swear I'm accident prone. I used to think I walked around with a sign on my back, that said: bad shit..please come get me.
- I've had 8 brain surgeries, 2 eyes surgeries to fix double vision I was having, because they hit a nerve that affected my vision during one of my brain surgeries, and my last surgery was in 2011, I had a baclofen pump put in, I was on the oral baclofen medication, but the oral made me to sick. I've had alot of other surgeries, but the ones listed are from my major near death experience.
- my knees are so screwed up, it's not even funny. Doctors say sports and learning to walk again are more than likely the cause. I need double knee replacements, but they keep telling me I'm to young n active. I don't really like going to the doctors anymore, they give me cortizone shots that only last a day or so, then put me on a table, yank my leg every which way, then say go to therapy...useless!!!
- So many people have said to me in real life and on here, I also had a near death experience from being a drug addict or a drunk...sorry, but I don't consider weakness or stupidity a near death experience.
- I don't care what you are, if your cool with me, I'll be cool with you.
- I love boobs ...I'm male, it's in my DNA - besides it's not a matter of national security...so chill the f*ck out
- the biggest things I've learned on fubar is to keep your mouth shut, agree with people more than you disagree(alot on here like things sugar coated), way to many bitches(male n female) talk sh*t on here !!!
- play your 'fu' n I'll play mine. Don't get me involved in your online bullsh*t!!!
- I love being a smartass, if u take everything I say serious...just kill yourself now. enough uptight assholes in this world already.
- I like pointing out flaws n proving people wrong.
- I will tell you in advance, I'm sorry for any misfortune or problems you may have. But honestly...I could care less. Not to be a d*ck, but I have my own real life crap to deal with.
- I like to log into fubar n go do my stuff and just park. I'm on alot during the winter, only cuz Ohio winters suck.
- I'm not afraid to admit it, but I'm lazy..didn't used to be, but now I am. Part of being lazy, I don't lie..because then I have to remember my own bullsh*t.
*****MY MAJOR NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE*****
In 1999 I was in the flats of Cleveland, Ohio. **PER: POLICE REPORT** - I was assaulted by (11)guys. They all ran at me at the same time,and pushed me about (6)feet backwards. When I was pushed and fell down, I hit my head on a fire hydrant. As I was laying there(knocked the fawk out), bleeding to death. All (11)guys were kicking/stomping me in the head(roughly 30-40 times).
I was then life flighted to Metro Hospital(only a 5 minute drive from where I was). I under went brain surgery for about 12 hours. Doctors say I had (13)blood clots and (11) contusions on my brain. During the surgery, I needed a blood transfusion to save my life. I died twice on the operating table. After the surgery I went into a coma for 10 days. When I came out of the coma, I was placed in a regular room. (3) months later,I went home fine as can be. Just a few extra scars on my head.
Awhile(YEARS!!!) after that I was diagnosed with a staph infection on my brain. Surgeon told my wife, it must have went undetected(staph infection) for years. Because when he removed it, it was the size of a baseball. That infection fawked my world up. BIG TIME!!! Basically ev1 gave up on me. Saying I was gonna die. I ended up in a nursing home for (9)months, I had to pretty much quit living life. In the nursing home , I slept 19 - 21 hours a day..only awake to eat. Even to eat was a struggle. Most of those (9) months I could only eat grilled cheese(w/o crust) and milk , any other food or beverage..I would choke.
I've had other medical situations along the way. Such as my double knee arthritis and both my knee caps are un-a-lined...doctors say, sports and learning to walk all over again is more than likely the cause.
The neurosurgeon said if I wasn't as drunk as I was, I would have died. Cuz alcohol relaxes ur brain.
Anyone in the medical field can tell you, I shouldn't be here.
~SUM OF U MIGHT READ MY PROFILE AND SAY TO YOURSELF, HE'S A COCKY MOTHER F*CKER. AND YOUR DAMN SKIPPY, FOR WHAT I'VE OVERCOME AND MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS, I'M ONE OF THE COCKIEST MOTHER F*CKERS YOU'LL EVER COME ACROSS.
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