Have you seen the "are you really in love or is it just a fling" survey/quiz, whatever it is, that took the place of your "you have 50 million available surveys"? Well, no need to click on that link my friends, just visit my blog to find out and I won't even ask you for your email address. All I require is your name, social security number, date of birth, and address.
1) When you are around this person is there an audible hum in your pants?
Yes-1 point
No-2 points
2) Is this person someone you respect?
Yes-2 points
No-1 point
3) Was the first question you asked them "Do you put out?"
Yes-1 point
No-2 points
4) Does this person put a sparkle in your eye even when you're not drinking?
Yes-2 points
No-1 point
5) Have you ever called this person BEFORE 10 PM to hang out?
Yes-2 points
No- 1 point
Now tally up your points
If you scored…
Less than 5 - you didn't answer all the questions. You have commitment issues and possibly ADD.
5-7 - you're just looking to get a piece and your underoos most likely are harboring some sort of infestation
8 or 9 - if you're female it's love, if you're male it's lust
10 - you're lying
More than 10 - take a ride on the arithmetic railroad, do not pass go, do not collect $200
