I'm on my way home this evening, passing a side road where a car was turning out of and this asswipe hit me. I was going to pull over but when I looked in the rear view they were speeding off. I pulled a u-ie (ewe-ie, yooey, u-ey... whatever, none of them are looking right, I'm not sure I've ever had to spell that before) and chassed them. There were a couple cars between us but finally I caught up to them at a stop light only to have them turn left, running the red light. I was able to keep my eye on them for a while but ran into another stop light behind a line of traffic and lost them for good. I was able to flag down a police officer (they are so hypocritical, prostitution is illegal but you should have seen how fast he stopped when I flashed him my bewbiez). At that point I got out of my car and together we checked out the damage. It's not that bad, it can be buffed out, but that's not the point. It's the principle of the matter. Whatever the reason causing him to take off, lack of insurance, drinking or drug use, whatever... had the damage been worse, I shouldn't have been punished for his stupidity. Therefore, I propose to patrol the neighborhood he came from and do something really really really bad... I don't know what, maybe I'll put vaseline on his door handles. I'm open to suggestions.
