was traveling down the road the other day south of Benton
when a tire blew out. Checking my spare, I found that it too was flat.
My only option was to flag down a passing motorist
and get a ride to the next town.
The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the
window, 'Need a lift?'
'Yes, I sure do,' I replied.
'You a Republican or Democrat, asked the old man.
'Republican,' I replied.
'Well, you can just go to Hell,' yelled the old man
as he sped off.
Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same
question Again, I gave the same answer, 'Republican.'
The driver gave me the finger and drove off.
I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy,
since this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be few
Republicans.
The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful
blonde. She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Republican or Democrat.
'Democrat!', I shouted. 'Hop in!', replied the blonde.
Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous woman
in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts,
and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs.
Finally, I yelled, 'Please stop the car.'
She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I
jumped out.
'What's the matter?', she asked.
'I can't take it anymore,' I replied. 'I've only been a Democrat for
five minutes and already I want to screw somebody.'
