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A man calls home to his wife and says, "“Honey, I have been asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends for fishing. We'll be gone for a long weekend. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a 3 day weekend”?"
"And also, would you get out my rod and tackle box from the attic? We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh, and please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a bit odd, but being the good wife, she does exactly what her husband asks.
Following the long weekend he came home a little tired, but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish.
He says, "Yes, lots of walleyes, some bass, and a few pike."
He adds, "But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"
The wife replies, “"I did. They're in your tackle box”."
Never, Never,
Never try to outsmart a woman!!!
