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LadynRED's blog: "Jokes"

created on 02/23/2008  |  http://fubar.com/jokes/b191472

didn't get my vote

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock


(MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am.


While his coffeepot


(MADE IN CHINA )


was perking, he shaved with his


electric razor


(MADE IN HONG KONG )


He put on a


dress shirt


(MADE IN SRI LANKA ),


designer jeans


(MADE IN SINGAPORE )


and


tennis shoes


(MADE IN KOREA)


After cooking his breakfast in his new


electric skillet


(MADE IN INDIA )


he sat down with his


calculator


(MADE IN MEXICO )


to see how much he could spend today. After setting his


watch


(MADE IN TAIWAN )

< br> to the radio


(MADE IN INDIA )


he got in his car


(MADE IN GERMANY )


filled it with
GAS


(from Saudi Arabia )


and continued his search


for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.


At the end of yet another discouraging


and
fruitless day


checking his


Computer


(made in MALAYSIA ),


John decided to relax for a while.


He put on his
sandals


(MADE IN BRAZIL ),


poured himself a glass of


wine


(MADE IN FRANCE )


and turned on his


TV


(MADE IN INDONESIA ),


and then wondered why he can't


find a good paying job


in AMERICA


AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT


MADE IN KENYA


Y'all gotta Keep this one circulating, please!

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