darkman's blog: "The geeky , dorky side in me .. beware of jolt cola!"

I took this from my myspace blog.. :P Please add the following friends. Yes some actually exist on here! :) Yo yo! Here's my not so real bulletin. Please add the following friends.. I had a weird dream I posted this.. so.. Add my friend "Taco Bell" they have been there for dinner and lonely nights when I want beans. and coleslaw. Add my friend "Pappa Johns" he rocks.. I can order pizza online.. How cool is that? I mean wow! plus i'm a good tipper! haha add my friend "BurgerKing" even though the king creeps me out! Has that "scream" look to him. But the fries and burgers are good for a cheap date. j/k I only did that when I was 25 . (get outta my gravy!) lol Add my friend "New Egg" it seems I will accept the fact that pc upgrades are important more important than dating a playboy looking model. New egg has helped me through some rough times.. and i've spent $$$$ there. "New Egg is my gf that I always go back to " hahaha Add my friend "Fry's" Oh baby! If fry's was a woman I'd marry her! Serously! They have a restarunt inside! How cool is that!??? I've been there like 5 times so far and STILL haven't seen the whole store! Fry's is like that mysterious foreign exchange student that is all exotic and sexy .. but yet so down to earth and you could talk to all day. (don't I wish!) hahahaha Fry's is like a electronics club.. but without the nakidness of a strip club. You spend money and you feel good cuz you spent it on YOU !! DUH! HAHA The gf that you want to spend money on cuz she says thankyou! I shed a tear when I found out they made one here in "INDY". I miss cali cuz of fry's in San Jose' that one was bigger than 2 shopping malls! man I miss her! hehehe Add my friend "Microstar INtl" why? cuz they make killer pc parts thats why! Add my friend "Fuji" If you don't own a fuji product then something is wrong with you! I've been buying there stuff since I was 17 yrs old! ahhaha they rock and my fuji pix v10 takes awesome pics and is as small as a deck of playing cards !! and can take slr type shots! and can do multipule shots and zoom .. and the prints of the pics rival taking them to to the shop! geeeeeeeeez Add my friend "Sharp electronics" every man in the entire universe should know they will release .. "A FREAKIN 108 " LCD HD TV!" SIZE MATTERS 108 " BABY! Do you know how many freakin pip you can see on that! I'd marry that tv! seriously! hahahaha I'd buy an suv hummer for the sole purpose of gutting out the back and mounting that badboy in it! wooooohooo good times! I mean to have that LCD as my monitor right now.. I'd .. I'd .. my head would explode! If you live in indy .. you really should add "ICE lounge" I had a great new years eve there! Yes really and Joseph Adi stepped on my buddy Fritz foot like 90 times in the vip area with the beds! I met cheerleaders and saw Mr Manning behind 40 security guys.. hehe I waved said good job homie! I had an all access pass that finally somebody "knew" who I was .. and we finally got to mingle with players and cheerleaders! woohooo! and celeberities.. Then I got back in my hail damaged car back to reality.. lol Add my friend "soundblaster" Seriously if you own a pc and don't own this soundcard. Your lacking in total sweet bliss! I've owned a sb card since 1991 or something! hahaha yes around the adlib days! oh go look it up newbie! haha And goto newegg and buy the new xfi card of your choice on newegg dot com. (shameless plug) lol Add my friend "western digital" cuz when your wanting 10k rpm goodness in a drive that rivels scsi.. go baby go!! Add my friend "rbk" oh come one people they make that jersey that i'm wearing! Duh! haha and there here in INdy too so i'm biased! Thankyou rbk for that jersey.. I bought and the superbowl hat that fits nicely and makes me look not like a nerd but a sporty dude! hahaha Cuz well I am a nerd! ahha Add my friend... " ritek" cuz they make some of the best blank media around ! Add my friend "ipod" cuz.. duh! I mean your in a cave if you haven't heard of this device! I'm itching to buy that 30 or 80 gig with my tax money! Yes apple your that other gf that keeps making new stuff every quarter and making me wanna buy! bad ! haha Add my friend "Steven Chow" cuz the dude rocks! Watch Shaolin Soccer and his latest one from dang can't remember the name! lmao But they all rock! I never laughed so hard in my life watching a movie. But i'm a weirdo so.. lmao Add "weird Al cuz" Well He's weird AL !! I saw his new video.. "cuz i'm white and nerdy!" hahahhahahha Some of the stuff he says is me! Solidering gun, Ad&d hahahhaha yep I've still got my solidering gun! thats it for now.. :) Why don't people say add some fun people see i told ya to add fun people.. go look.. I'll wait!! and oh yeah.. Add my friend "cheese" cuz .. cheese is good really good! mmmmmm and Fazoli's cuz they make some good bread sticks! now i'm freakin hungry! peace oh and a trick one.. Add my friend "Soul -Glo" For that shine in your hair ! Let them see ya soul glow.. which reminds me.. Add stoney jackson!! He was in that movie and in an episode of "everybody hates chris!" oh you HAVE to see that episode! ok.. now i'm done!