Ok, I'm not sure if this mental picture will be nearly as funny as an actual picture but the fact that I left my camera at work leaves me no option.
Driving home from work today...
Picture a guy on a moped, a fat man on a little moped... got it?
Picture a full size mattress, not twin, full.
Now picture a fat man sitting on a full size mattress, sitting on a little moped driving down the road.
Is that not some funny shit?!!! I swear, I saw it with my own two eyes. And what made it even funnier was watching people laugh as he passed them. lol, *sigh* I'm so glad I got to see it. Camera would have been nice though.