You don't have to own an animal to appreciate this one..!!
A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on
a night light, turned on the answering machine, covered their pet
parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab
company and requested a taxi.
The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their
house. The cat they had put out into the yard scooted back into the
house. They didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always
tried to eat the bird.
The wife got into the taxi while the husband went back inside to get the
cat. The cat ran upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, the wife didn't want the driver to know the house
would be empty for the night. She explained to the taxi driver that her
husband would be out soon.
"He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband got into the cab.
"Sorry I took so long, he said as they drove away.. "Stupid b*tch was
hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to
come out! She tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had
to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked.
I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"
The cab driver hit a parked car...
