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It Pays to Be Crazy

I urgently needed a few days off, but knew the boss would not allow me to take sick leave. I thought maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down from the ceiling and made funny noises. My coworker (who is blonde) asked me what I was doing? I told her I was pretending to be a light bulb so the boss would think I was crazy and let me have a few days off. A few minutes later the boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing?" I told him that I was a light bulb. He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and get some rest for a few days." I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my coworker (the blonde) followed me, the boss said to her, "And where do you think you are going?" You will love this... She said, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark!"
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