COLOR BLIND CRIMES's blog: "PAY ATTENTION!!"

SO I WENT TO COURT TODAY ON MY FIRST OFFENSE DUI CHARGE. I ENDED UP GETTING A $1,022.50 FINE THAT I HAVE TO PAY OFF BEFORE JULY, AND 10 DAYS IN WEEKEND JAIL....YEAH MADE NO FUCKING SENSE TO ME EITHER. APPARENTLY STARTING NEXT SATURDAY I SHOW UP AT A WORK RELEASE PROGRAM, AT 7AM THEN STAY AROUND WITH OTHER PEOPLE AND PLAY CARDS AND SHIT LIKE THAT, SPEND THE NIGHT THEN DO THE SAME ON SUNDAY. ON SUNDAY NIGHT I GET TO GO HOME. I HAVE TO DO THIS FOR 5 WEEKS STR8, BUT THEY MIGHT GIVE ME A WORK CREDIT SO I ONLY HAVE TO DO 3 WEEKS. STILL DOESN'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE TO ME, BUT I WAS BETTER THEN THE MAX SENTENCE OF 4 MONTHS IN JAIL THEY COULD HAVE GIVEN ME!! YEAH DIABETIC JUDGES AND BITCH COPS!!! LOL!! PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL. P.S. NAKED AND DRUNKING!!!

SO FIRDAY NIGHT I MANAGED TO WRECK A CAR. NOT MY CAR, BUT I WRECKED ONE NONE THE LESS. ME AND MY FRIEND MATT STARTED DRINKING AT JUNIORS, AFTER A COUPLE OF HOURS OF DRINKING MY FRIEND CHRISTY SHOWED UP WITH HER FRIENDS AND SUGGESTED WE GO TO THE BAR INFERNO, NOW AS FAR AS I WAS CONCEARNED INFERNO WAS A GAY BAR, I THINK I WAS WRONG.... WE DRANK A BUNCH THERE, ALMOST AN ENTIRE PAYCHECK THANK YOU VERY MUCH, WHEN MY FRIEND MATT STARTED PUKING HARDCORE. AT THIS TIME THE "BOUNCERS" AT INFERNO SAID WE HAD TO GO, OR ELSE THEY WERE GOING TO CALL THE POLICE. I TOLD THEM I DIDN'T HAVE A LICENSE, THEY SAID THAT IT DIDN'T REALLY MATTER. SO I GOT THE KEYS TO MATTS CAR AND STARTED DRIVING BACK TO MY HOUSE. OVER BY GREENVILLE TECH, A CAR ENDS UP SHOOTING OUT IN FRONT OF US. CAUSE ME TO JERK THE CAR INTO THEOTHER LANE, CAR ENDS UP HITTING A SIDE DITCH AND ROLLING US OVER INTO THE DITCH. IF I TREE HADN'T BEEN THERE TO STOP US FROM MOVING WE PROLLY WOULD HAVE ROLLED ANOTHER 60 TO 70 FEET DOWN A HILL. I CALL 911 TO GET THEM TO HELP US. APPARENTLY I WAS BEING UNCOOPERATIVE. I GO TO THE HOSPITAL, AND MY BLOOD SUGAR IS WELL OVER 800, I WAS NOT IN A HAPPY STATE. THE OFFICER WHO WAS ON THE SCEN ENDS UP TAZING ME, WHICH I RIP RIGHT OUT OF MY SYSTEM, THE THINGS NEVER SEEM TO WORK ON ME. AFTER HANDCUFFING ME TO THE BED I FINALLY PASS OUT. WAKE UP AT AROUND 2PM THE NEXT DAY. I CALL MY MOM AND TELL HER TO GIVE ME A RIDE HOME. WHEN I LOOK THROUGH MY BOOK BAG I FIND A TICKET FOR A FIRST OFFENSE DUI. I GO TO COURT THE 27TH. CURRENTLY I'M LOOKING AT A 400 DOLLAR FINE, A POSSIBLE 30 DAYS IN JAIL, A ONE MONTH SUSPENSION OF MY LICENSE, NOT LIEK I REALLY NEED IT NOW ANYWAYS, AND ASSORTED OTHER PENALTIES. SO LIKE I SAID IT'S ABOUT TIME THIS HAPPEN. RIGHT NOW I'M JUST PISSED BECAUSE I RUINED A FRIENDS CAR, NO WORRIES HIS INSURANCE SAID THEY WILL COVER EVERYTHING, GO GO STATE FARM!! I HAVE BRUISES, AND CUTS ALL OVER ME, TWO WICKED LOOKING TAZER MARKS ON MY CHEST AND A HEADACHE THAT WON'T STOP!! PICS WILL BE UP LATER. PEACE OUT AND SHIT AND WISH ME LUCK.-BILL.

NOW FUCKING RETARDS ARE DOING IT!!!

AIGHT, SO I LOVE GOOD SONG LYRICS. IT'S PROBABLY WHAT GETS ME INTO MUSIC THE MOST. IT'S WHY I LISTEN TO MUSIC LIKE BOB BY NOFX, OR PIANO MAN BY BILLY JOEL. I GO ALL OVER THE BOARD WHEN IT COMES TO MUSIC I LISTEN TO, BUT THEY ALL HAVE DAMN GOOD LYRICS, WHICH TELL ME A STORY, WHICH MAKES ME LOVE THEM. I'LL LISTEN TO DAMN NEAR ANYTHING IF I THINK IT HAS A GOOD STORY OR MEANING TO IT. LIKE BECK, I KNOW HIS SONG LOSER IS WHAT EVERYONE LIKED, BUT I THINK THE SONG PAY NO MIND HAD BETTER LYRICS. Pay No Mind (Snoozer) [Version (d)]: Tonight the city is full of morgues And all the toilets are overflowing There's shopping malls coming out of the walls As we walk out among the manure That's why I pay no mind, I pay no mind, I pay no mind Somebody burned down the picnic Somebody kissed their own ass by mistake The cliches are turning into people With a greeting card glued to their face That's why I pay no mind, pay no mind, pay no mind Give the finger to the rock and roll singer As he's dancing upon your paycheck The sales climb high through the garbage pail sky Like a giant dildo crushing the sun That's why I pay no mind, I sleep in slime, I just got signed So get out your leadpipe pipe dreams Get out your ten-foot flags The insects are huge and the poison's all been used And the drugs won't kill your day job, honey That's why I pay no mind, I pay no mind, I pay no mind That's why I pay no mind, pay no mind, pay no mind I pay no mind, pay no mind, pay no mind I MEAN REALLY, I LIKE LOTS OF BANDS LIKE THIS. SUBLIME, EVERYONE LIKED WHAT I GOT, I WAS MORE A FAN OF JOHNNY BUTT BURRITO. THE SONG JUST HAD ME THINKING MORE. Johnny Butt was a man with a real strong will to survive He just keep pushin' on even though he was barely alive So shoot it up shoot it up it just don't matter Johnny says he wants go do it Says he wants to kill a cop We've got a brand new dance it's called we've got to overcome We've got a brand new dance it's called we've got to overcome So Johnny just keep pushin' cause the streets are yours There'll come a day when all that shit won't matter So shoot it up shoot it up it just don't matter When you're resisting anyway We've got a brand new dance it's called we've got to overcome We've got a brand new dance it's called we've got to overcome So Johnny just keep on pushin' cause the streets are yours There'll come a day when all of that shit won't matter So shoot it up shoot it up it just don't matter resisting anyway We've got a brand new dance it's called we've got to overcome We've got a brand new dance it's called we've got to overcome I MEAN IT'S STUFF LIKE THAT I GET INTO. THE STORY BEHIND THE SONG. ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITES BEING GLORY DAYS BY BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN. SOMETHING ABOUT IT JUST RINGS TRUE. I had a friend was a big baseball player back in high school He could throw that speedball by you Make you look like a fool boy Saw him the other night at this roadside bar I was walking in, he was walking out We went back inside sat down had a few drinks but all he kept talking about was Chorus: Glory days well they'll pass you by Glory days in the wink of a young girl's eye Glory days, glory days Well there's a girl that lives up the block back in school she could turn all the boy's heads Sometimes on a Friday I'll stop by and have a few drinks after she put her kids to bed Her and her husband Bobby well they split up I guess it's two years gone by now We just sit around talking about the old times, she says when she feels like crying she starts laughing thinking about Chorus My old man worked 20 years on the line and they let him go Now everywhere he goes out looking for work they just tell him that he's too old I was 9 nine years old and he was working at the Metuchen Ford plant assembly line Now he just sits on a stool down at the Legion hall but I can tell what's on his mind Glory days yeah goin back Glory days aw he ain't never had Glory days, glory days Now I think I'm going down to the well tonight and I'm going to drink till I get my fill And I hope when I get old I don't sit around thinking about it but I probably will Yeah, just sitting back trying to recapture a little of the glory of, well time slips away and leaves you with nothing mister but boring stories of glory days I MEAN DAMN THATS JUST GOOD STUFF. LAST BUT NOT LEAST, AND THIS ONE IS OUT OF LEFT FIELD FOR WHY I LIKE IT, BUT THE SONG BY BLUE OCTOBER CALLED HATE ME. SOMETHIGN ABOUT WHAT IS BEING SAID IN THE SONG JUST MAKES ME SAY DAMN. I'LL END THIS LITTLE DRUNKEN RANT WITH THESE LYRICS. PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL. I have to block out thoughts of you so I don’t lose my head They crawl in like a cockroach leaving babies in my bed Dropping little reels of tape to remind me that I’m alone Playing movies in my head that make a porno feel like home There's a burning in my pride, a nervous bleeding in my brain An ounce of peace is all I want for you. Will you never call again? And will you never say that you loved me just to put it in my face? And will you never try to reach me? It is I that wanted space Hate me today Hate me tomorrow Hate me for all the things I didn’t do for you Hate me in ways Yeah ways hard to swallow Hate me so you can finally see what’s good for you I’m sober now for 3 whole months it’s one accomplishment that you helped me with The one thing that always tore us apart is the one thing I won’t touch again In my sick way I want to thank you for holding my head up late at night While I was busy waging wars on myself, you were trying to stop the fight You never doubted my warped opinions on things like suicidal hate You made me compliment myself when it was way too hard to take So I’ll drive so fucking far away that I never cross your mind And do whatever it takes in your heart to leave me behind Hate me today Hate me tomorrow Hate me for all the things I didn’t do for you Hate me in ways Yeah ways hard to swallow Hate me so you can finally see what’s good for you And with a sad heart I say bye to you and wave Kicking shadows on the street for every mistake that I had made And like a baby boy I never was a man Until I saw your blue eyes cry and I held your face in my hand And then I fell down yelling “Make it go away!” Just make a smile come back and shine just like it used to be And then she whispered “How can you do this to me?” Hate me today Hate me tomorrow Hate me for all the things I didn’t do for you Hate me in ways Yeah ways hard to swallow Hate me so you can finally see what’s good for you For you For you For you

IF YOU HAVE A CHANCE, YOU HAVE TO WATCH THE CHASERS WAR ON EVERYTHING. HAVEN'T LAUGHED THIS HARD AT A TV SHOW IN FUCKING FOREVER!!! I MEAN REALLY, THIS SHIT TAKES SOME BALLS TO PULL OFF!! ENJOY AND PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL. DUDES HAVE SOME BALLS!!! LOL.

AIGHT, BEEN LISTENING TOT HIS SONG SINCE HIGH SCHOOL.......AND I STILL HAVE NO FUCKING WHAT THE HELL IT'S ABOUT....I MEAN I GET THE SPACE LORD DEAL.....EVERYTHING ELSE JUST KINDA LIKE HUH?!?!? THAT'S ABOUT HOW I'M FEELING TODAY. PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL. NOW DANCE MOTHER MOTHER...... I've been stuffed in your pocket for the last hundred days When I don't get my bath I take it out on the slaves So grease up your baby for the ball on the hill Polish them rockets now, and swallow those pills and sing... Space Lord Mother Mother Huh! Uh huh There's a car in the field now in a column of flame With two doors to choose but only one bears your name You've been drinking my blood well I've been licking your wounds I'll shave off the pitch now in the scope of your tune You'll sing... Space Lord Mother Mother I left my throne a million miles away I drink from your tit I sing your blues every day Now give me the strength To split the world in two yeah I ate all the rest and now I've gotta eat you Well I sing Built in my nightmares and using my name You're stroking my cortex and you know I'm insane I'm squeezed out in hump drive and drownin' in love Encompass them all to a position above Well I sing... Space Lord Mother Mother I left my throne a million miles away I drink from your tit I sing your blues every day Now give me the strength To split the world in two yeah I ate all the rest and now I've gotta eat you Well I sing... Space Lord Mother Mother I lost my soul when I fell to earth My planets called me to the void of my birth The time has come for me to kill this game Now open wide and say my name Space Lord Mother

AIGHT, SO HAPPY NEW YEARS AND ALL THAT JAZZ!! HERE IS THE SONG AULD LANG SYNE, AND THE WORDS TO IT BECAUSE NO ONE EVER GETS IT RIGHT. PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL. P.S. NAKED!!! NOW SING AND DRINK!!! Auld Lang Syne History & Lyrics Auld Lang Syne (The Good Old Days) is a song traditionally sung at midnight when horns are blown, confetti is thrown, and a general party atmosphere is created to ring in the New Year with happiness and hope for a bright and prosperous year. The outgoing year is often represented by an elderly man known as Father Time and the new year is represented by a baby known as Baby New Year. Robert Burns wrote the lyrics to Auld Lang Syne in the 1700's. Auld Lang Syne Robert Burns Should auld acquaintance be forgot, and never brought to mind? Should auld acquaintance be forgot and days of auld lang syne? For auld lang syne, my dear, For auld lang syne, We'll take a cup o' kindness yet For auld lang syne We twa hae run aboot the braes And pou'd the gowans fine; we've wander'd mony a weary foot Sin' auld lang syne We two hae paidled i' the burn, Frae mornin' sun till dine; But seas between us braid hae roar'd Sin' auld lang syne And here's a hand, my trusty friend, And gie's a hand o' thine; We'll take a cup o' kindness yet For auld lang syne Should auld acquaintance be forgot, and never brought to mind? Should auld acquaintance be forgot and days of auld lang syne? For auld lang syne, my dear, For auld lang syne, We'll take a cup o' kindness yet For auld lang syne

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I'VE BEEN THINKING ALOT LATELY ABOUT THE WORD DESERVE. I KNOW IT MAY SOUND ODD THAT I'M WRITING ABOUT IT, BUT DAMN I DON'T THINK IT GETS THE RESPECT IT DESERVES.....NO PUN INDENDED. I WORK AT A JOB WHERE I SEE PEOPLE DAY TO DAY WHO DESERVE WHAT THEY HAVE, OR FOR THAT MATTER DON'T APPRECIATE WHAT THEY DO. I THINK THAT SOME MOVIES DESERVE TO BE WATCHED AND RESPECTED THAT DON'T. I BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE DESERVE RICH AND HAPPY LIVES AND OTHERS DON'T, ME BEING ONE OF THEM. I BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE DESERVE TO HAVE CHILDREN, AND OTHERS DESERVE TO BE SHOT IN THE HEAD BEFORE THEY CAN FUCKING REPRODUCE. I BELEIVE THAT EVERYONE SHOULD BE TALKED TO BLUNTLY AND HONESTLY, NO MATTER HOW MUCH THE TRUTH COULD HURT THEM. REMEMBER, LIFE IS PAIN. I BELEIVE THAT ALL POEMS AND STORIES SHOULD BE WRITTEN, NO MATTER HOW HORRIBLE, JUST BECAUSE IT'S SOMEONE ELSES IDEAS AND THEY SHOULD BE CONSIDERED. I BELIEVE STARS DESERVE TO SEEN, IN THE SKY OR SHOOTING THROUGH THEM BECAUSE DAMN IT THEY HAVE EARNED IT!!! I BELIEVE EVERYONE DESERVES TO BE LISTENED TO NO MATTER HOW STUPID WHAT THEY HAVE TO SAY IS. I BELIEVE SOME PEOPLE DESERVE TO DIE, AND OTHERS SHOULD LIVE FOREVER. I BELIEVE IF YOU ARE A DECENT PERSON YOU DESERVE TO BE REMEMBERED, AND IF YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT YOUR MEMORY DESERVES TO BE ERASED FROM ANYONE YOU HAVE EVER MET. I BELIEVE THAT NOT ALL POOR PEOPLE DESERVE TO BE BROKE, NOR DO I BELIEVE THAT ALL RICH PEOPLE SHOULD HAVE THE MONEY THAT THEY DO. I BELIEVE ALL ALCOHOL SHOULD BE DRANK, BUT NOT BY PEOPLE WHO CAN'T HANDLE THEIR DRUNK. ALL DRUGS DESERVE TO BE TAKEN, AND ALL SEX DESERVES TO BE TRIED. NO MATTER THE OUTCOMES I BELIEVE THAT LIFE DESERVES TO BE LED, AND NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS IT DESERVED TO BE ENJOYED. DUNNO, THATS MY RANT AND LATEST ISSUE, BUT I ALSO BELIEVE IT DESERVES TO BE READ AND CONSIDERED. PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL.