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HAD TO HAPPEN SOMETIME...

SO FIRDAY NIGHT I MANAGED TO WRECK A CAR. NOT MY CAR, BUT I WRECKED ONE NONE THE LESS. ME AND MY FRIEND MATT STARTED DRINKING AT JUNIORS, AFTER A COUPLE OF HOURS OF DRINKING MY FRIEND CHRISTY SHOWED UP WITH HER FRIENDS AND SUGGESTED WE GO TO THE BAR INFERNO, NOW AS FAR AS I WAS CONCEARNED INFERNO WAS A GAY BAR, I THINK I WAS WRONG.... WE DRANK A BUNCH THERE, ALMOST AN ENTIRE PAYCHECK THANK YOU VERY MUCH, WHEN MY FRIEND MATT STARTED PUKING HARDCORE. AT THIS TIME THE "BOUNCERS" AT INFERNO SAID WE HAD TO GO, OR ELSE THEY WERE GOING TO CALL THE POLICE. I TOLD THEM I DIDN'T HAVE A LICENSE, THEY SAID THAT IT DIDN'T REALLY MATTER. SO I GOT THE KEYS TO MATTS CAR AND STARTED DRIVING BACK TO MY HOUSE. OVER BY GREENVILLE TECH, A CAR ENDS UP SHOOTING OUT IN FRONT OF US. CAUSE ME TO JERK THE CAR INTO THEOTHER LANE, CAR ENDS UP HITTING A SIDE DITCH AND ROLLING US OVER INTO THE DITCH. IF I TREE HADN'T BEEN THERE TO STOP US FROM MOVING WE PROLLY WOULD HAVE ROLLED ANOTHER 60 TO 70 FEET DOWN A HILL. I CALL 911 TO GET THEM TO HELP US. APPARENTLY I WAS BEING UNCOOPERATIVE. I GO TO THE HOSPITAL, AND MY BLOOD SUGAR IS WELL OVER 800, I WAS NOT IN A HAPPY STATE. THE OFFICER WHO WAS ON THE SCEN ENDS UP TAZING ME, WHICH I RIP RIGHT OUT OF MY SYSTEM, THE THINGS NEVER SEEM TO WORK ON ME. AFTER HANDCUFFING ME TO THE BED I FINALLY PASS OUT. WAKE UP AT AROUND 2PM THE NEXT DAY. I CALL MY MOM AND TELL HER TO GIVE ME A RIDE HOME. WHEN I LOOK THROUGH MY BOOK BAG I FIND A TICKET FOR A FIRST OFFENSE DUI. I GO TO COURT THE 27TH. CURRENTLY I'M LOOKING AT A 400 DOLLAR FINE, A POSSIBLE 30 DAYS IN JAIL, A ONE MONTH SUSPENSION OF MY LICENSE, NOT LIEK I REALLY NEED IT NOW ANYWAYS, AND ASSORTED OTHER PENALTIES. SO LIKE I SAID IT'S ABOUT TIME THIS HAPPEN. RIGHT NOW I'M JUST PISSED BECAUSE I RUINED A FRIENDS CAR, NO WORRIES HIS INSURANCE SAID THEY WILL COVER EVERYTHING, GO GO STATE FARM!! I HAVE BRUISES, AND CUTS ALL OVER ME, TWO WICKED LOOKING TAZER MARKS ON MY CHEST AND A HEADACHE THAT WON'T STOP!! PICS WILL BE UP LATER. PEACE OUT AND SHIT AND WISH ME LUCK.-BILL.
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