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AIGHT, OVER THE YEARS I HAVE READ ALOT OF POETRY. THE CLASSICS, AND A FEW OBSCURE WRITING THAT WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE MY LIFE BETTER. MOST OF THEM ARE LIES, AND SO HERE IS A RANT SO OTHERS DON;T TRY AND FOLLOW IN THEIR FOOTSTEPS. FIRST OFF A BIG FUCK YOU TO ROBERT FROST AND HIS ROAD LESS TRAVELED!!! YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FOLLOW THAT ROAD? YOU GET SHUNNED BY SOCIETY. YOU LISTEN TO THE OFF BEAT MUSIC, AND YOU DRESS DIFFERENT, AND YOU GET LOOKED AT LIKE A FAILURE. YOU DON;T GET DEEMED AN INDIVIDUAL, YOU GET DEEMED A FREAK. NO ONES WANTS TO DEAL WITH YOU WHEN YOU GO TDOWN THAT ROAD. THEY WANT SHEEP WHO FOLLOW WHAT THEY ARE TOLD. NEXT A BIG FUCK YOU TO DYLAN THOMAS FOR SAVING RAGE AGAINST THE DYING OF THE LIGHT!!! WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU RAGE IS THAT PEOPLE STOP TALKING TO YOU. THEY DON'T LIKE HEARING LOUD SPEAKING. HELL THEY DON'T EVEN LIKE LARGE CAPS WHEN TYPING ONLINE. THEY IGNORE YOU. THEY THINK YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE AND PAY NO ATTENTION TO YOU. LAST BUT NOT LEAST, NOT REALLY A POET BUT STILL AN ASSHOLE WAS VOLTAIRE. WHO SAID "I DO NOT BELIEVE IN WHAT YOU SAY, BUT I WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH YOUR RIGHT TO SAY IT." WHICH IN MODERN TIMES IS A LOT OF BULLSHIT. SAY WHAT YOU WANT, BUT YOU WILL BE JUDGED. NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY. THEY WANT YOU TO LIKE WHAT THEY HAVE TO SAY AND GOD FORBID YOU DON'T AGREE WITH IT!!! PEOPLE WILL TOLERATE YOUR VIEWS, BUT THEY WILL NOT PUT UP WITH THEM IF THEY ARE AGAINST WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY. IT'S ALL BULLSHIT I KNOW, BUT TO MANY PEOPLE FOLLOW THESE POEMS LIKE THEY ARE RELIGION AND THEY NEED TO STOP. DO WHAT YOU WANT, WHEN YOU WANT, AND DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT OTHERS HAVE TO SAY SHOULD BE THE MESSAGE!! THE ONLY POET I REALLY THINK KNOWS WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT WAS THIS GUY. EDMUND VANCE COOKE, WHO PRETTY MUCH SAID IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU DO, BUT THAT YOU HAD A DAMN GOOD TIME AND RESPECTED YOURSELF WHEN YOU DID IT. THAT MAKES THE DIFFERENCE. SO READ HIS POEM AND FOR FUCKS SAKE DON'T WORRY WHAT OTHERS HAVE TO SAY!! PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL. P.S. NAKED!!
http://rpo.library.utoronto.ca/poem/546.html ENJOY!!!
ALRIGHT, HERE'S MY NEWEST RANT: THE MOVIE LA FEMME NIKITA WAS A BRILLIANT FRENCH CONCEPT MOVIE FOR IT'S DAY. A WOMAN IS TRAINED AND TURNED INTO A KILLER ASSASIN FOR A SECRET GOMERMENT AGENCY. ESCAPES AND BECAUSE A VIGILANTE FIGHTING AGAINST SAID AGENCY. LIKE I SAID BRILLIANT!!! THEN AMERICA GOT IT'S HAND ON IT AND TURNED IT INTO A PIECE OF SHIT RIP OFF MOVIE STARRING BRIDGET FONDA, THAT'S RIGHT, BRIDGIT FUCKING FONDA!!!! IT SUCKED, ALOT. THEN IN THE LATE 90'S THEY MADE A TV SHOW BASED ON THE MOVIE, WHICH WAS ALRIGHT AT BEST. JUST THE OTHER I SAW A PREVIEW FOR A TV SHOW CALLED "NIKITA" ANOTHER FUCKING RIP OFF VERSION OF THE ORIGINAL MOVIE. SAME THEME, BUT NOW SO HORRIFICALLY RUINED THAT THE MOTHER FUCKING CW NETWORK IS PICKING IT UP!!!! WHICH MEANS EVERY 15 YEAR RETARD WITH NO SENSE OF A GOOD SHOW CAN NOW WATCH IT. THIS SHIT REALLY NEEDS TO STOP. I'M TIRED OF PEOPLE GETTING THEIR HANDS ON REALLY GOOD MOVIES, OR SHOWS AND THEN TURNING AROUND AND TURNING THEM TO WATERED DOWN, MODERN PIECES OF DOG SHIT. WHY? BECAUSE MOST PRODUCERS AND WRITERS COULDN'T COME UP WITH AN ORIGINAL IDEA TO SAVE THEIR LIVES!!!! WE HAVE TO SUFFER FOR IT, AND THEY GET AWAY WITH IT, BECAUSE MOST PEOPLE ARE TO FUCKING STUPID TO NOTICE HOW MUCH OF A SHAM IT IS!! ARGH I'M SOOOOOOOO FUCKIGN TIRED OF THIS!!!! THAT'S THE END OF MY RANT. YOU CAN NOW RETURN TO YOUR DUMBED DOWNED VERSIONS OF ENTERTAINMENT. PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL. P.S. NEKKID AND RAGING!!!!!
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1. Where is your cell phone? OTTOMAN.
2. Your significant other? SEXY.
3. Your hair? GONE.
4. Your mother? SATAN.
5. Your father? VANISHED.
6. Your favorite thing? MOVIES.
7. Your dream last night? INTERRUPTED.
8. Your favorite drink? STRONG.
9. Your dream/goal? IMMORTALITY.
10. The room you're in? COMFORTABLE.
11. Music? EPIC!!!
12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? AROUND.
13. Last thing in your mouth? SMOKE.
14. Where were you last night? HOME.
15. What you're not? STUPID.
16. Muffins? YUCK.
17. One of your wish list items? MONEY.
18. Where you grew up? HAVEN'T.
19. The last thing you did? SMOKED.
20. What are you wearing? SHORTS.
21. TV? ON.
22. Your pets? RAWK!!
23. Your computer? WORKING.
24. Your life? EXCEPTIONAL.
25. Your mood? LETHARGIC.
26. Missing someone? TOTALLY.
27. Favorite Store? LIQUOR.
28. Favorite Place? MALL.
29. Best memory? FRIENDS.
30. Your summer? IMPROVING.
31. Like someone? INDEED.
32. Your favorite color? EXPLOSION!!!
33. When is the last time you laughed? SATURDAY.
34. Last time you cried? FORGOTTEN.
AIGHT SO I WAS JUST WATCHING PSYCH AND AT THE END OF THE EPISODE THEY PLAYED A SONG THAT I KNOW, AND REMEMBER, AND IS NOW STUCK IN MY HEAD BUT I COULDN'T TELL YOU A SINGLE LYRIC, OR WHAT THE FUCK THE NAME OF THE SONG IS!!! NOW THE TUNE IS STUCK IN MY HEAD, AND I REMEMBER LOVING THE DAMN SONG, KIND OF LIKE REM MEETS OASIS IS THE BEST I CAN DESCRIBE IT LOL. ARGH, SCRUBS DOES THIS SHIT ALL THE TIME TO ME TOO. SOME RANDOM SCENE AND THEY PLAY A SONG BUT ONLY A BRIEF SEGMENT OF IT, AND IT DOES ENOUGH TO JUMP START YOUR BRAIN, BUT THEM BAM IT ENDS LEAVING YOU SAYING WHAT THE FUCK?!? NOT THIS TIME, OH NO, I WILL FIGURE OUT WHAT THIS SONG WAS, AND I WILL REJOICE!!! FOR NOW IM JUST GOING TO GO INSANE WITH THE DAMN MELODY. PEACE OUT AND SHIT ALL.-BILL. P.S. NEKKID AND ANNOYED.
THESE ARE SOME OF THE CATCHY, GET STUCK IN YOUR HEAD, STAB YOUR SELF IN THE FACE TO GET IT OUT, EVERYONE AROUND YOU WILL HATE AND WANT TO KILL SONGS EVER!!! DON'T BELIEVE ME, GO TO WORK, AND KEEP SINGING JUST ONE OF THESE OVER AND OVER. THEY ARE SO CATCHY THAT ANYONE WHO HEARS THEM WILL GET THEM STUCK IN THIER HEAD, THEN YOU YOU MUST EXPLAIN THE VIDEO, WHICH WILL MAKE THEM LOOK THE VIDEO UP WHICH WILL MAKE THEM HATE YOU EVEN MORE. LET THE TORTURE AND MISERY BEGIN!!!! PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL. P.S. NAKED AND DANCING TO MADDENING SONGS.... NOW DANCE!!! THE FIRST AND MOST EPIC IS OF COURSE. CHIMPANZEE RIDING ON A SEGWAY!!! NEXT COMES DRAMATIC CHIPMUNK!!! THE THIRD IS JUST EVIL....NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!! AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, FUZZY FUZZY CUTE CUTE....BEWARE IT WILL MAKE YOUR EARS BLEED!!!!
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. How have I affected you?
5. What do you think of me?
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
8. Do you love me?
9. Do you have a crush on me?
10. Would you kiss me?
11. Would you hug me?
12. Physically, what stands out?
13. Emotionally, what stands out?
14. Do you wish I was cooler?
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
17. Am I loveable?
18. How long have you known me?
19. Describe me in one word.
20. What was your first impression?
21. Do you still think that way about me now?
22. What do you think my weakness is?
23. Do you think I'll get married?
24. What makes me happy?
25. What makes me sad?
26. What reminds you of me?
27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
28. How well do you know me?
29. When's the last time you saw me?
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
31. Do you think I could kill someone?
32. Have we ever had sex?
33. Do you miss me?
34. Do you think I miss you?
35. Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?
