SO I WENT TO COURT TODAY ON MY FIRST OFFENSE DUI CHARGE. I ENDED UP GETTING A $1,022.50 FINE THAT I HAVE TO PAY OFF BEFORE JULY, AND 10 DAYS IN WEEKEND JAIL....YEAH MADE NO FUCKING SENSE TO ME EITHER. APPARENTLY STARTING NEXT SATURDAY I SHOW UP AT A WORK RELEASE PROGRAM, AT 7AM THEN STAY AROUND WITH OTHER PEOPLE AND PLAY CARDS AND SHIT LIKE THAT, SPEND THE NIGHT THEN DO THE SAME ON SUNDAY. ON SUNDAY NIGHT I GET TO GO HOME. I HAVE TO DO THIS FOR 5 WEEKS STR8, BUT THEY MIGHT GIVE ME A WORK CREDIT SO I ONLY HAVE TO DO 3 WEEKS. STILL DOESN'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE TO ME, BUT I WAS BETTER THEN THE MAX SENTENCE OF 4 MONTHS IN JAIL THEY COULD HAVE GIVEN ME!! YEAH DIABETIC JUDGES AND BITCH COPS!!! LOL!! PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL. P.S. NAKED AND DRUNKING!!!