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created on 12/30/2008  |  http://fubar.com/-/b268522

One wish...

A bus filled with ugly people crashes on the interstate, head on with a fuel tanker. Killing everyone on board the bus. They all get to Heaven and St. Peter pulls God to the side and says "Lord, these people have had a rough life, I mean... just LOOK at them. Isnt there something we can do to make it up to them somehow?" God goes in front of the crowd and say "I realize how hard your lives must have been, and to show Im sorry, Ill be granting you each ONE wish" God walks up to the first person and asks what his wish is. And the first person says "Id like to be attractive for once" And of course God grants the wish. Well the second person in line hears this, and wishes the same thing. Again God makes it so. Gods going down the line and the wishes are the same, EVERYONE wants to be attractive. The last person in line hears this and starts to laugh. There are less than ten people left in line, and the very last person in line is lauging uncontrolably. Down the rest of the line everyone is asking to be beautiful, or handsome and God makes it happen, til finally God reaches the last person in line. God asks "What is your one wish?" The guy tells God to hold on a second so he can catch his breath... and God says "well? whats your wish?" And the guy says "FUCK IT, Make them ALL ugly again"
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