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There's a fly hovering about 12inches above a pond, and a fish is watching it, thinking to itself "you know, if that fly drops 6inches, I can jump up and have me a nice lil snack"
There's an eagle watching the fish watching the fly, and the eagle is thinking to itself "If that fly drops 6inches, the fish can jump up at the fly and I can swoop in while the fish is distracted and eat the fish and have a nice lil snack"
Now there's a bear watching the eagle watching the fish watching the fly and its thinking to itself "If that fly drops 6inches the fish can jump up to eat the fly, the eagle should swoop in to eat the fish and I can grab the eagle and have me a snack"
Now there's a hunter watching the bear watching the eagle watching the fish watching the fly and the hunter is thinking "If that fly drops 6inches the fish will leap for the fly, the eagle will swoop down for the fish, the bear will grab at the eagle and while the bear is distracted, I can shoot it and have me a trophy"
Now theres a mouse watching the hunter watching the bear watching the eagle watching the fish watching the fly and the mouse thinks to himself "If that fly drops 6inches the fish will get the fly, the eagle will get the fish, the bear will get the eagle the hunter will shoot the bear and I can run and eat the hunters cheese"
Now theres a cat watching the mouse watching the hunter watching the bear watching the eagle watching the fish watching the fly, and the cat is thinking to itself "If that fly drops 6inches the fish will get the fly, the eagle will get the fish, the bear will get the eagle, the hunter will shoot the bear the mouse will go for the cheese and I can pounce on the mouse and have me a snack"
So the fly drops 6inches, and the fish eats the fly, the eagle eats the fish, the bear grabs the eagle, the hunter shoots the bear, the mouse gets the cheese and the cat leaps for the mouse, but over shoots and lands in the water...
Did you catch the moral of the story?
Everytime a fly drops 6inches...
a pussy gets wet
