IF AL GORE WINS THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE FOR HIS NONSENSICAL AND UNPROVEN AND UNREALISTIC SPOUTINGS OF A LUNATIC, I SWEAR, THERE WILL BE MASSIVE EARTHQUAKES BECAUSE TEDDY ROOSEVELT, WOODROW WILSON, MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR AND ALL THE OTHER DESERVING RECIPIENTS OF THE AWARD WILL BE ROLLING OVER IN THEIR GRAVES.