Ok, first of all, Im going to quantify the forthcoming rambling by saying that this WONT apply to everyone. Those who are exempt from this should know that, upon reading it, and be able to continue with their happy little lives like any normal person, secure in the knowlege that I will still be talking to them tomorrow.
Now, for the rest of you. GET A GRIP! No, seriously, run, dont walk, to the much-needed reality check. We are online. CT is an online site. That means its impersonal. That means that you dont really know me and I dont really know you. For all you do know, I COULD be some 350# hairy man (dont worry, Im not, but you get my point). Given that bit of information, you should realize that IT MEANS NOTHING, NADA, ZIP, ZILCH, BIG FAT ZERO, ETC!
If I, or anyone else, decides to post photos, naked or other, its our choice. We have our reasons. Trust me on this, THEY ARE NOT POSTED JUST FOR YOU (any one person), SPECIFICALLY. I dont know you, remember. I didnt know you before I posted them and I dont know you after I post them. I didnt take the photo for you and I didnt have you on my mind when I took it. Get over yourself. If you cant, seek help in doing so because you have a problem. Ill take it a step further. The pix that I do take and post are taken by me or my husband FOR me or my husband and you will never, EVER, be a part of the equation. If you like pix of "whatever", that is just great. Im happy for you, here is a flower. What you need to do is ask your wife, GF, BF, whatever to pose for you. Its my world and I do what I want in it. There is only room enough for one ruler, here, and that one is me, in my world.
I rarely look at my shoutbox. Sometimes I do but dont have the time or inclination to respond. If you are devastated that I dont reply, you have serious issues. Im just a person, a person you will never meet, so its NOT the end of the world, I promise! If I decide to chat with you, here or on Yahoo or MSN, just be thankful. Very few ever get that far. I find most people to be boring as hell and I have a zero tolerance policy for stupidity and ignorance. Ill let you in on a little secret. If all your ever say to me is something along the lines of "I want to fuck you", BEEEEEP, wrong answer. You wont get anything from me more than to look at my pix and an occasional comment. If you fool me by omitting all that nonsense so that I do invite you to chat with me, THEN proceed with the "I just want to fuck you" mentality, BEEEEP, you win a one-way ticket to "Iggy Island". Its not someplace you want to be. I hear its really cold there and transport is instantaneous.
In other words, dont push me because its MY world that you are entering and in MY world, I am Queen, Diva, Goddess, Emporess. You push me around in MY world, trying to get me to do things that I dont want to do, then out of my world you go...cya, bye-bye, and not a tear will be shed. If thats devastating to you, I reiterate, this is ONLINE AND I AM A STRANGER so you are having serious mental issues. I shouldnt affect you one way or another. Trust me on this, I have no problem with sexuality or nudity and if, by some miracle, i WANT to share those things with you, Ill let YOU know. Begging and/or bullying just irritates the fuck out of me and leads me to poise my icon over the "Ignore" button.
Another thing, I tell people all the time that I cant chat at certain times and/or on certain days. If you send me 2,000 offlines going from "hello" to "what did i do that you arent talking to me anymore" in one day, its a sign of a serious problem. I hate to burst your little bubble but I have a life and it does include things other than me sitting in front of my terminal, anxiously awaiting word from you. If you cyber-stalk me, you, too, will be granted a fist-class, all expense paid trip to "Iggy Island". I dont HAVE to talk to you, at all. If I dont, in a day, does it mean the world is imploding? That the sky is falling? That the liberal-hysteria-over-nothing Global warming has buried the state of Florida under water so that Im now seabass fodder? NO! It means nothing more than that I have a life and Im not bound to my desk. Be happy, celebrate, do a happy dance for me. Trust me on this (profound moment of truth coming up so, kiddies, go grab a pen and paper to take notes) IF I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH YOU AND IM NOT GOING TO BE TALKING TO YOU, ANYMORE, YOU WILL KNOW IT!! How will you know it, you ask? BECAUSE I WILL TELL YOU! Before I hit the button, sending you to the frigid "Iggy Island", I will issue 3 warnings. If you fail to heed those, its "bon voyage" for you. Thats because youre an idiot and, by idiot, I dont mean uneducated. I have friends who are drop outs and PHD's, and everywhere in between.
Something great to take away from this little rambling is DO NOT STALK ME!! I am not attached to you. I am not in love with you. I am not going to ride off into the sunset with you. I will not meet you. I will not fuck you. If you push me or bully me, I will block your ass and not give you another thought. You respect me, Ill respect you. Be nice to me, Ill be nice to you. Be a friend, and Ill be one, back. I just dont abide assholes. Does that make me a bitch? Hmmm, thats up to you to decide. Me? I think Im one of the nicest people you could ever get to know. Im a real sweetheart who would give the shirt off my back to someone who needed it but Im also assertive and have my limits. Respect them and we will get along fine.
Ok, pens down. Rant done (translation: out of time).
