My antics are designed with humour in mind and are not intended to harm or distress so why do men and women alike have such an issue with them? Last night is a perfect example. I made the mistake of attending a house party with my partner only to have him pass out in the back garden. Who am I not to take advantage of the situation? So I took a fresh unused comdom, streched it to make it look used, filled it with shower gel to give the impression of seaman and gently used a pencil to insert it in to his ass. Then I waited until he woke up.
Nikki: "Where's you friend?"
Jesse: "What friend?"
Nikki: "That tall German bloke you were drinking with earlier. You two were really getting along but you must have been pissed. You had your arms around each other, telling each other you loved each other. Then a few hours ago you simply vanished."
Jesse (angry as a kicked over nest full of hornets) "Where is he!!!!"
Nikki: "He's inside the house with the other guests."
*Jesse storms off and spends the night searching for a German that doesn't exist.* Am I the only one that finds it funny?
Nikki
