Living a mere 33 miles North of London it is only logical that I take the necessary time to occasionally (twice annually at the very least) tour the attractions within the city. The Science Museum is my personal favourite though I am also very partial to the Natural History Museum, London Eye, London Aquarium, Tower of London, Big Ben, Houses of Parliment and formally Madame Tussauds. After yesterday I sincerely doubt I will ever be gracing that attraction with my presence again. I entered the area of the museum nown as The Torture Chamber (I do wish I wasn't so strongly attracted to chains and handcuffs!)and was presented with a new aspect to the museum. I was lined up with other tourists and informed "they actors will come close but they will not touch you so please do not touch the actors!!! I assumed we would be seated in rows and some actors would perform for us on a stage. Yet naturally fate was not going to be so polite. So calmly and curiously I stepped in to a dimly lit walk way. Suddenly an actor dressed in a monster suit pounced from the shadows inches from my face. My reflex action was to raise my right hand to guard my jaw and before I could stop myself I delivered a left hook to the actor's jaw. So there I was standing over an actor laying sparko on the floor with a huge bruise in his chin and a bleeding lip. I was then instantly ejected from the site without a refund and banned from the sight for 6 months. Was I really in the wrong to react in that manner?
