MY DAUGHTER IS A CON ARTIST. AS MOST OF MY FRIENDS KNOW I AM THE DIVORVCED FATHER OF A 9 YR OLD GIRL. SHE KNOWS THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY OR TOOTH FAIRY OR ETC. AND YET SHE STILL PRETENDS SHE DOES. WHY YOU ASK? WELL, I HEARD HER TALKING TO A LITTLE NEIGHBOR BOY WHO WAS CHALLENGING HER
BELIEFS IN SUCH CHARACTERS SUCH AS THE EASTER BUNNY. WHEN I HEAR HER SHHHHHUSING HIM AND SAID IF I KNOW OR LET THEM KNOW I KNOW ~~ I WON'T GET AS MUCH~ IF I SAY THERE IS NO SANTA_ DO YOU THINK I WILL STILL GET PRESENTS FROM SANTA AND MY DAD~~ NO! MY OLDER COUSINS DON'T GET AN EASTER BASKETFUL OF GOOD STUFF~~ SO I AM SAYING NOTHING!!
SO I AM IN TROUBLE.
AND CONNING ME AT NINE
MAY GOD, MOTHER EARTH, THE GREAT SPIRIT OR WHOEVER HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL!!
DAN
