Maybe these will help someone, or maybe not. I have a whole list, but here's a choice few.
Tip #1 - When a girl says, "No" she means, "No, and do you know why? I didn't think so because you obviously care very little about anything that doesn’t rain on your little parade. Like last night, for example. I almost asked what the hell you were thinking, but that’s become all too clear. In your wildest dreams…grrrrrr…I don’t even want to go there.We don’t even have time for this conversation because eventually we have to work, sleep, and eat! Oh, but what the hell do you care? Long as you are happy! For the love of god, DO NOT even get me started!!”
Tip #8 Come on guys, we've all been there. You wake up from a night that you can barely remember with a headache that would kill a wompas and a girl lying beside you in bed who is not exactly a keeper. Maybe she'll feel the same way about you when she rolls over, but there is no way you can allow the misconception of a relationship come into play. What can you say to convey there has been a misunderstanding?
Remember these 7 words gentlemen simply say, "OK, how much do I owe you?"
Tip #18 - Color may be a good indicater of food freshness in the fridge. Green meat-throw it away! Simple!
Tip # 37 - Beer bottle caps, although considered "disposable", will not do well in the garbage disposal of the kitchen sink.
tip #51 - Your car might have 4 cup holders, but take it from me - Those fast food cups will not last much over 24 hours without falling apart!
