1. If you can see your breath outide on a cold day, could you see your fart?
2.Do suicide hotlines have hold?
3.How come only your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the shower and nothing else does?
4.Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
5. How come French fries are not considered vegetables, since they are just deep fried potatoes?
6.Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities they are put in an mental hospital, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?
7.Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
8. If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
9.Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going too ?
10.Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?
11. Do pigs pull ham strings?
12.Can blind people be dyslexic when they read Braille?
13.Can a hearse driver drive a corpse in the Car Pool lane?
14.If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
15. EVER WONDER HOW THEY GREW SUCH NICE EARS ON A DICKHEAD LIKE THAT?
